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User avatar #29 - jokeface (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm inclined to having torture fantasies, wherein I abduct people who piss me off and torture them in horrifying ways. I never kill them in these scenarios, because if you kill someone they don't have a chance to learn their lesson. I just cause them extreme agony and trauma for as long as possible.

I'm such a non-violent, non-confrontational person that I guess I have a lot of repressed rage that manifests itself in this form.
#6 - doubledisme (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I saw something like this but I actually told the bitch what I think about her
should I still say it
User avatar #5 - skrynox (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to live on a farm in Albania, and when I was about 14 I got kinky with a goat and we became *********** . After that Arta my goat ****** me up the ass like twice a week.



I'm joking of course I'm not a ******* weirdo.



I swear it never happened.
#38 - thumbcommentthumb (08/06/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is extremely annoying and clingy, 24/7 always bitching about me not spending enough time with her. Don't get me wrong, she is gorgeous and conservatively a 8.5, probably closer to a 9. (Not exaggerating) but every time I think about dumping her, I remember her family is really rich. I think I might be a gold digger...
#37 - dogwars (08/06/2013) [-]
I've known why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for years and never did anything about it.
I've known why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for years and never did anything about it.
User avatar #32 - anonibusii (08/05/2013) [-]
I threw a person against a wall once in 1st grade (or something similar).
I still feel bad about that wall.
#25 - geranemo **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me 4th grade, retarded kid annoys me everyday.   
> one day keeps following me around say Marco.   
> I tell him to leave, he starts blocking my path.   
>I get super pissed.  I punch him multiple times in the chest and walk away.   
> His handler, Teacher, idk comes up and says that the retarded kid says i punched him   
> I say no I just walked around him.   
> She  goes oh ok he is a little special.   
> MFW   
>I still feel bad about it today and I am now 21.
>Be me 4th grade, retarded kid annoys me everyday.
> one day keeps following me around say Marco.
> I tell him to leave, he starts blocking my path.
>I get super pissed. I punch him multiple times in the chest and walk away.
> His handler, Teacher, idk comes up and says that the retarded kid says i punched him
> I say no I just walked around him.
> She goes oh ok he is a little special.
> MFW
>I still feel bad about it today and I am now 21.
#35 - Womens Study Major (08/06/2013) [-]
I got horny when I was 14 and boner wouldn't go away. Fapping wasn't working. Parents and brother not home, just me and Jeanie, our german shepard. Washing the dog was one of my chores. She was a good girl, letting me shampoo her long fur and she was loving every second of it. When I took her out to dry her off and brush her down I got a bit curious. Long story short, I fingered her and she really seemed to love it. And then I ****** her. I ****** my dog for the next six years
#34 - purestwater (08/05/2013) [-]
My nephew and his best friend were coerced by a man to beat up then rob a complete stranger (to them at least, the person was not a stranger to the person that wanted his ass beat). They agreed to do it for 100$ and the man agreed. I tried to stop them, with words, but they needed the money for beer, food and weed... In that order. I went with them in case some **** went down... They completely botched it. My nephew failed to hold the guy on the ground after his friend tackled him despite him weight much more. The man proceeded to get up off the pavement, bleeding, and chase down my nephews friend. I had to run as fast as I could to catch up to them and deliver a face crunching blow to the mans face just to keep him from biting off my nephews thumb.

I regret my actions very much. To this great mans defense... After my earth shattering punch, he got up, shook it off, then chased down my nephew and retrieved his backpack after a short round of fisticuffs.

The dude was an allstar... He was also ginger.
#33 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [-]
I've lost interest in my girlfriend because she's overweight and I don't want to be commited with someone who's going to have health complications later in life and fade away.
User avatar #30 - iliekmennow (08/05/2013) [-]
I cheated on my boyfriend and I told him. To get out of it, he told me he was moving to somewhere far away but I see him down the street sometimes...
#28 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have been an inch away from committing suicide twice in my life, and I honestly have no idea why. By an inch, I mean that the knife was held up to my skin. The first time was at my chest; the second was at my throat. I had no particular reason, but I knew that it was what I wanted.
I haven't told anyone about this, and honestly it feels pretty good to be typing it.
#26 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [-]
my mother has been addicted to crack and cocaine for years. She got clean, but I don't know if she started up again. She used to take us on her binges. "we're going grocery shopping" = 'we are leaving for three days and your father doesn't know where we are'. We'd miss school and wouldn't have anything to eat sometimes at these peoples houses. She'd be doing drugs with them in the back room all the time. When I was 12 it was just me and mom on one of these trips and one of the men from the other room came in to talk to me. Mom came out twice but didn't seem to notice and disappeared again. He raped me.
I think mom knows. I think she did it for more drugs.
My dad still doesn't know. It would kill him
#24 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [-]
I can't decide whether or not I like furry porn.
#16 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when learning how to ride my bike as a kid my cat was lying in the driveway so i ran over her on purpose. she ran away and died a few hours later and my parents thought she got hit by a car
#15 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [-]
time for everyone to make up fake stories just to make people feel bad
#14 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i used to work at a burgerking. got pissed off at a bunch of ******** teens who were there for almost two hours being loud and messy and the manager wasnt doing **** . some kid i thought was with them ordered a burger and some other **** after a while so i spit in it when i was making it.and then watched him go back to his table that had his mom and little specialED sister in a wheelchair.she ate the spitburger.

****
#11 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't ******* want to be the first comment but here goes
>be 15
>older sister is druggy mess
>parents do everything to try and help her
>hate her for years because she just keeps using their money and kindness and they don't pay any attention to me or brother
>one dsy walk in on her having seizure from OD
>too stunned to do anything. Leave
>parents find her 15 min later, not breathing
>alive now, clean, but ****** up. looks like she suffered a slight stroke, shakes a little and can't speak completely clearly
>I left my sister to die
#4 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [-]
**** you
#1 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
im too lazy to log in...
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