>be 7 year old me
>be christian boy
>at Sunday school
>Pastor brings in sparkling water (or this fizzy fruity water ****)
>Says it's holy water
>and who ever drinks the most/the fastest wins a prize
>some kid brags about how he's going to win the prize
>Drink 6 or 7 bottles of this fizzy water ****
>Don't feel so good
>Go to bathroom and vomit all back up
>Spend next few months not going to church because I thought I was the anti-christ.
>still haven't gotten my prize.