>Me, aged 16
>First day of 11th grade, meet 8/10 redhead in class, she's super cool, we like the same ****
>Her name is Ella
>Ask her out, she says yes
>Go to local burger joint, having a good time
>Sitting real close to me, she puts her hand on my leg
>Asks me, "Can we go back to your place? My parents are home."
>Hell yes, my parents don't usually get home until late, am only child, house should be empty
>Walk home, I'm grabbing her ass, instaboner
>Starts raining pretty hard, she had her umbrella with her since it had been raining all week
>Hurry inside, make out all the way to my room, clothes are coming off
>The time has come
>"I need to ****, I've been waiting all day for this, just stick it in!"
>Don't need to tell me twice
>We mate like rabid animals, redefining the term "beast with two backs"
>She's moaning pretty loud, but the thunder is muffling any sounds we make
>I'm about to have the greatest orgasm of my short life
>"Spray it in me, baby, I'm on the pill"
>Release a torrent of man butter, filling her completely
>Don't notice door fly open, parents staring in horror
>Mom shouts "SLUT! WHORE! CUNT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
>Mom begins to descend towards her, murder in her eyes
>No time to get dressed, I practically toss Ella out of my room, tell her to run for her life
>Ella bolts downstairs, through the front door faster than the Flash
>Forget it's raining, run downstairs and shout
>Wait! You forgot your umbrella, Ella!