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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - laxwarriord
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"its ok, there's only one bullet in the mag"
#20 to #3 - mattdoggy
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#7 - Fuzzymarsupial
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For a bunch of stereotyped shut ins, /b/ goes to a lot of parties.
#9 to #7 - braveshart
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#21 to #7 - anon id: e4902128
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There is always losers at parties.
#48 to #7 - anon id: 0b0246e3
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shut ins? /b/ is made up of everybody, the nerdiest nerds and the awesomest awesomes, are all one and equal, equally ****** on /b/
#58 to #7 - anon id: 6d16727e
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maybe it´s the same party but everyone got their own **** stories
#60 to #7 - anon id: 1c7ce27b
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because /b/, even as anon, are desperate to pretend they have some shred of social life. I know people on Fj want to suck /b/'s dick, so this'l get flagged, but /b/ is full of the saddest human beings with access to a computer. They get off from videos of murders and girls ******** themselves.
User avatar #11 to #7 - ThpiderMan
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I know plenty of stereotypical shutins that get invited to parties all the time but choose not to go.
User avatar #23 to #7 - easternigguh
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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
#18 to #7 - ydad
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Or it could've been "Stop that"?

#1 - teranin
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and the Darwin award goes to...
and the Darwin award goes to...
User avatar #64 to #1 - kevintothemax
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what game is that?
#70 to #64 - filipskit
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User avatar #71 to #70 - kevintothemax
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Thanks. Is it any fun?
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User avatar #73 to #72 - kevintothemax
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ill take a look at it thanks again.
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#22 - peggscott
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Seriously... no one there could handle their drink enough to think of stopping the guy??
Seriously... no one there could handle their drink enough to think of stopping the guy??
#54 to #22 - anon id: 5b427c81
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Well either it was a party of sadistic ***** or literally a party thrown by the bottom of the gene pool, where everyone but OP was too stupid to realize what the ********* were about to do.
User avatar #27 to #22 - flemsdfer
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I'm not going to try and stop a drunk guy with a loaded gun from shooting himself. Hell I could try and stop him and he get pissed off at me for ruining his thunder and then I'm dead.
User avatar #29 to #27 - peggscott
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I would understand that if everyone cleared out and got away from him, but to stand around and watch doesn't really scream fear from everyone else... just stupidity

To be honest, I don't believe it really happened though
User avatar #30 to #29 - flemsdfer
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Yeah, I think I wouldn't have stopped him myself, but would have just left the party before he painted the patio

I doubt it's real either
User avatar #32 to #29 - douchebucketchamp
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There are videos of people actually doing this on gore forums, so I'm giving this story the thought that it might've actually happened.
#19 - mattdoggy
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>he's holding a handgun, not a revolver   
   
I don't know whether i hope he was trying to commit suicide or if he is just insanely retarded
>he's holding a handgun, not a revolver

I don't know whether i hope he was trying to commit suicide or if he is just insanely retarded
#45 to #19 - anon id: 890cd7b1
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Or, you know, he could be drunk as hell.
#59 to #19 - anon id: 6d16727e
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what the moat is going on with that kid
User avatar #34 to #19 - chaossniper
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either way, natural selection
#14 - rokulda
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dumbfag here   
what is a ruled suicide   
i grant you this gif of a man who has little control over his sphincter
dumbfag here
what is a ruled suicide
i grant you this gif of a man who has little control over his sphincter
User avatar #47 to #14 - jokeface
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Regarding your gif: I saw this on Tosh.0. It's not that he lost control of his sphincter, it's that he was trying to achieve the Airborne ****. And he succeeded.
User avatar #50 to #47 - rokulda
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okay lol
#77 to #14 - anon id: d4aea0af
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Did... Did that dog jump for the crap
User avatar #15 to #14 - Carlospiceyweiner
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When the cops arrive at a scene they have to "rule" what happened. Meaning they have to have a good hunch as to what took place, it can be ruled as a murder or whatever may've happened. A "ruled" suicide just means it was agreed upon by law enforcement that the man had committed suicide instead of someone else killing him.
User avatar #16 to #15 - rokulda
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K
#51 - Loopholes
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Am I really the only one not ******* heartless enough to let him just kill himself, I'd have ******* ran over and smacked the gun out of his hand.


MFW all the cool and edgy people in the comments going "hurr hurr natural selection hue dumb people deserve to die"
Man I hope this story wasn't true.
User avatar #57 to #51 - amuro
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My same thoughts...

OP: you suck, you were sober, you could stop him.
User avatar #63 to #51 - flusteredmoose
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Not gonna lie, if I found out a few people were playing Russian roulette I'd rip the gun away from them, even if it was a revolver.
#8 - kainhall
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and no one ever tried to stop him...
booze is a depressant.... in the morning he would have not felt the same. had a friend break up with his cunt of a girlfriend....and he woke up next to a half loaded shotgun. he passed out before he got done loading it.

assuming this story is true
User avatar #28 to #8 - flemsdfer
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If he was going to kill himself with the shotgun......why did he need to finish loading it?
I mean one would do the job for that situation. Not saying he should have done it or anything. Just seemed odd to me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - xdeathspawnx
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Even while wasted, I've tried to stop other drunk people from doing stupid ****, like rolling someone on their side when they pass out. The fact that this guy put a gun to his head and no one stopped him really says something about the people at that party.
User avatar #79 to #10 - xdeathspawnx
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I wasn't talking about you're friend. I was talking about the guy who shot himself inthe content.
#78 to #10 - kainhall
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he did not due it at the party... this was not at a party.... they were just drunk.
#17 to #10 - anon id: 68d63978
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"stupid ****, like rolling someone on their side when they pass out." you roll people onto their side so the don't choke on their own puke
User avatar #31 to #17 - xdeathspawnx
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you misunderstood my comment, now that I look back and read it I guess I should have phrased it differently I meant that I have tried to stop people from chocking on their puke by roiling them on their side, not that rolling someone on their side is a stupid thing to do.
#12 to #10 - anon id: 63aea868
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Who the **** would try and stop a drunk guy with a gun? You're just going to get yourself shot instead
#39 - imsupercereal
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one less stupid person they always say
one less stupid person they always say
User avatar #13 - istoleyoursoxs
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I don't think he understood what shots are