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#21 - anon id: 8e7941b7
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(07/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
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I saw my mom's vagina today
#149 to #21 - roflcoptore
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well i guess nsa caught u first
User avatar #105 to #21 - texasbarbie
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I touched my mothers vagina hair today...Don't ask...
User avatar #116 to #105 - ugottanked
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asking
User avatar #122 to #116 - texasbarbie
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look below...
#115 to #105 - anon id: a2f03fc3
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Why?
User avatar #121 to #115 - texasbarbie
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it was on a razor...and i was trying to remove it from between the blades to shave my face...and i realised that is suspiciously long hair that someone shaved....so i figured it as either my mothers or my sisters ******* vagina hair....i wanna die...
#125 to #121 - thedudeistheman
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Get your own razor
User avatar #127 to #125 - texasbarbie
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I have my own but they usually take whatever they find...sooo...
User avatar #128 to #127 - thedudeistheman
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Hide it. Keep it in your room or something.
User avatar #129 to #128 - texasbarbie
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I see...it's just that...No wait...you are right...Thank you the kindest of all sirs....
User avatar #130 to #129 - thedudeistheman
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If it means you don't have to shave your face with vagina razor, I'm happy to help.
User avatar #26 to #21 - ilovehitler
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We've all seen your mother's vagina.
#38 to #26 - hentaiacc
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#27 to #26 - ferriuszg
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#28 to #27 - mcdonaldsman
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#145 to #28 - martbeast
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#154 to #26 - monkeybrains
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#151 to #26 - thearcher
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#146 to #26 - martbeast
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User avatar #126 to #26 - mostlyshits
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today
#29 to #26 - cammyT
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#156 to #26 - anon id: c242a7b3
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #1 - hollyisthebest
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I caught my son fapping in his room, he's at the age of 18
User avatar #102 to #1 - drtrousersnake
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I saw the kid who I watch fap get caught by his dad
#93 to #1 - tabarzins
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did you finish him off?
did you finish him off?
User avatar #2 to #1 - pavwo [OP]
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poor guy
User avatar #30 - Nightelfbane
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i just spent 3 days not masturbating
and then i edged for 40 minutes
came with the force of a thousand suns

the cumshot is on the gay board if you want to see it
User avatar #35 to #30 - hollyisthebest
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That **** be blurry as ****.
2/10
Besides, my loads are usually bigger and I masturbate daily.
User avatar #104 to #30 - burdenedsoul
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.... link?
User avatar #106 to #104 - Nightelfbane
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...on the gay board
#58 to #30 - habasparkz
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User avatar #31 to #30 - ajperry
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I don't.

I really.

Really.

Don't.
User avatar #11 - flammablefetus
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At least you weren't caught when you were climaxing. The combination of ecstasy and embarrassment on your face makes you look like an unstoppable dwarf.
#153 to #11 - dildodude
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Sorry mom I gotta finish
kinda like this
#96 - winterfrost
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Never been caught fapping, but was caught trying to light my ass hair on fire with a lighter.    
I thought that would be the easiest way to get rid of ass hair.
Never been caught fapping, but was caught trying to light my ass hair on fire with a lighter.
I thought that would be the easiest way to get rid of ass hair.
User avatar #107 to #96 - texasbarbie
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HOW THE **** DO I GET RID OF MY ASS HAIR??????//
I CAN"T SHAVE IT COZ I LL GET MY ANUS CUT......AND THAT **** COLLECTS BALLS OF CRAP AND COTTON BALLS FROM MY BOXERS...
User avatar #133 to #107 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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well theirs a hair remove cream you can buy called veet. it use it and it generally works well.
User avatar #134 to #133 - texasbarbie
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Isn't that for girls legs?
User avatar #135 to #134 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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it's marketed that way yes, but it works for removing hair on the ass too. and i believe that their is a male version.
User avatar #140 to #135 - texasbarbie
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I believ that if a feminist saw this, she would remove our dicks because we are blasphimising a product inteded for female legs....
User avatar #124 to #96 - Emers
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But...wouldn't that burn?
#132 to #96 - anon id: fb79ea20
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..Does it work..
#136 to #132 - winterfrost
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If you can withstand searing pain
yes.
User avatar #97 to #96 - itsmedumbass
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Its been awhile since a comment has made me laugh as much as yours did, thanks for that.
#103 - mattdoggy
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>be younger me fapping away home alone on family computer   
>it was to some Indian (dot or feather i don't remember) and i was really go at it   
>eyes closed and everything under some blanket   
>near the end of it i hear a tapping   
>i look up to see my parents looking through a glass door at me    
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg   
>i close out with a single click and pull up my distraction tab   
>"a-anon....what were you just doing?"   
>"I..I was....scratching this bite on my leg"   
>"oh, ok, we thought that...."   
>they clearly don't believe me. Think fast   
>i grab a pin when they aren't looking and stab myself in the leg with it   
>hurts like sin itself but it's worth it   
>i pull pants leg up to see that the ink has GONE INTO MY LEG and is looking like a veiny pattern with lots of red swelling   
>parents think i've been bitten by some horrible spider or aids bug and get me some cream for it   
>i squeeze the ink out later and i hide my sinful nature away for another day   
>mfw i got away with it
>be younger me fapping away home alone on family computer
>it was to some Indian (dot or feather i don't remember) and i was really go at it
>eyes closed and everything under some blanket
>near the end of it i hear a tapping
>i look up to see my parents looking through a glass door at me
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>i close out with a single click and pull up my distraction tab
>"a-anon....what were you just doing?"
>"I..I was....scratching this bite on my leg"
>"oh, ok, we thought that...."
>they clearly don't believe me. Think fast
>i grab a pin when they aren't looking and stab myself in the leg with it
>hurts like sin itself but it's worth it
>i pull pants leg up to see that the ink has GONE INTO MY LEG and is looking like a veiny pattern with lots of red swelling
>parents think i've been bitten by some horrible spider or aids bug and get me some cream for it
>i squeeze the ink out later and i hide my sinful nature away for another day
>mfw i got away with it
#62 - dickticklerluv
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Did you look them in the eye and finish?
Did you look them in the eye and finish?
#87 - Pein
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I'm 23 years old and I've never been caught fapping.
I'm 23 years old and I've never been caught fapping.
#41 - endface
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#23 - ketchupshinobi
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My little brother and I found a strange 50 year old black man fapping in my locked apartment room last week. After he got his pants on, he refused to give me his name or tell me why he was in my apartment. He also kept saying "Just chill out" louder and louder like he was commanding me. Just before I call the cops my roommate comes out of his room and says it's his friend's dad and I had accidentally left my room unlocked while I was at home for the summer. Presumably, this man locked it for private time. Also, all my condoms and spare change was gone. I never got the wanker's name.
My little brother and I found a strange 50 year old black man fapping in my locked apartment room last week. After he got his pants on, he refused to give me his name or tell me why he was in my apartment. He also kept saying "Just chill out" louder and louder like he was commanding me. Just before I call the cops my roommate comes out of his room and says it's his friend's dad and I had accidentally left my room unlocked while I was at home for the summer. Presumably, this man locked it for private time. Also, all my condoms and spare change was gone. I never got the wanker's name.