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#21 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
stickied
I saw my mom's vagina today
User avatar #1 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I caught my son fapping in his room, he's at the age of 18
User avatar #30 - Nightelfbane (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i just spent 3 days not masturbating
and then i edged for 40 minutes
came with the force of a thousand suns

the cumshot is on the gay board if you want to see it
User avatar #31 to #30 - ajperry (07/28/2013) [-]
I don't.

I really.

Really.

Don't.
User avatar #11 - flammablefetus ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
At least you weren't caught when you were climaxing. The combination of ecstasy and embarrassment on your face makes you look like an unstoppable dwarf.
#96 - winterfrost (07/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Never been caught fapping, but was caught trying to light my ass hair on fire with a lighter.    
I thought that would be the easiest way to get rid of ass hair.
Never been caught fapping, but was caught trying to light my ass hair on fire with a lighter.
I thought that would be the easiest way to get rid of ass hair.
#103 - mattdoggy (07/28/2013) [-]
>be younger me fapping away home alone on family computer   
>it was to some Indian (dot or feather i don't remember) and i was really go at it   
>eyes closed and everything under some blanket   
>near the end of it i hear a tapping   
>i look up to see my parents looking through a glass door at me    
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg   
>i close out with a single click and pull up my distraction tab   
>"a-anon....what were you just doing?"   
>"I..I was....scratching this bite on my leg"   
>"oh, ok, we thought that...."   
>they clearly don't believe me. Think fast   
>i grab a pin when they aren't looking and stab myself in the leg with it   
>hurts like sin itself but it's worth it   
>i pull pants leg up to see that the ink has GONE INTO MY LEG and is looking like a veiny pattern with lots of red swelling   
>parents think i've been bitten by some horrible spider or aids bug and get me some cream for it   
>i squeeze the ink out later and i hide my sinful nature away for another day   
>mfw i got away with it
>be younger me fapping away home alone on family computer
>it was to some Indian (dot or feather i don't remember) and i was really go at it
>eyes closed and everything under some blanket
>near the end of it i hear a tapping
>i look up to see my parents looking through a glass door at me
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>i close out with a single click and pull up my distraction tab
>"a-anon....what were you just doing?"
>"I..I was....scratching this bite on my leg"
>"oh, ok, we thought that...."
>they clearly don't believe me. Think fast
>i grab a pin when they aren't looking and stab myself in the leg with it
>hurts like sin itself but it's worth it
>i pull pants leg up to see that the ink has GONE INTO MY LEG and is looking like a veiny pattern with lots of red swelling
>parents think i've been bitten by some horrible spider or aids bug and get me some cream for it
>i squeeze the ink out later and i hide my sinful nature away for another day
>mfw i got away with it
#62 - dickticklerluv (07/28/2013) [-]
Did you look them in the eye and finish?
Did you look them in the eye and finish?
#87 - Pein (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm 23 years old and I've never been caught fapping.
I'm 23 years old and I've never been caught fapping.
#68 - banditowolf (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw someones walks in on me
mfw someones walks in on me
#23 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
My little brother and I found a strange 50 year old black man fapping in my locked apartment room last week. After he got his pants on, he refused to give me his name or tell me why he was in my apartment. He also kept saying "Just chill out" louder and louder like he was commanding me. Just before I call the cops my roommate comes out of his room and says it's his friend's dad and I had accidentally left my room unlocked while I was at home for the summer. Presumably, this man locked it for private time. Also, all my condoms and spare change was gone. I never got the wanker's name.
My little brother and I found a strange 50 year old black man fapping in my locked apartment room last week. After he got his pants on, he refused to give me his name or tell me why he was in my apartment. He also kept saying "Just chill out" louder and louder like he was commanding me. Just before I call the cops my roommate comes out of his room and says it's his friend's dad and I had accidentally left my room unlocked while I was at home for the summer. Presumably, this man locked it for private time. Also, all my condoms and spare change was gone. I never got the wanker's name.
User avatar #89 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**** you OP, I just became a father 3 months ago and don't even get the luxury of Fap! Sure I can bang my wife but that **** aint the same!

Oh my day?
I WASTED MY WHOLE ******* DAY AT MY IN-LAWS BECAUSE MY WIFE IS GOING THROUGH A "PACE" AND NEEDS TO BE CLOSER TO HER ******* FAMILY!
#53 - Darknesfall (07/28/2013) [-]
tfw walk in on someone
User avatar #91 - kanatana ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Listen, until you've been fapping and jism in like a napkin or something and leave it for a minute and then come to find your dog licking it up and bust out laughing and then later see that dog licking your sister's face, I don't really think you have much to complain about to me, buddy.
#84 - derricktwo (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spent the entire morning listening to my best friend have sex with his girlfriend. Multiple times... MFW i couldn't fap, girlfriend denied me sex the night before, and i'm still a virgin.
User avatar #25 - listerthepessimist (07/28/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #100 - funnyjunkforlife (07/28/2013) [-]
4am sleepy as ****
Decide for a quick fap brother sleeping on bed near mine
Take out phone
Low volume
Not in mood for gay guys
Go for llesbiAns
Fap away
Boom fall asleep
Wake up next day
Brother says your porn was blasting on full volume
Till this day we never speek of it
User avatar #99 - LinkinParkFan (07/28/2013) [-]
My day has been good, friend zoned a cute girl that likes me for friend zoning my best friend. I may have lost a potential girlfriend, but bro's before ho's
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