Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a queer". "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that".
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a queer and he didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn!" said the second Englishmen
The second English-man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite queer!" "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you".
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right... that bastard is unshakable!" The third Englishman said "No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch".
The third Englishman walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your mates were trying to tell me!" says the Irishman.