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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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#1 - domperman (07/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
there is also a similar Belgian joke where the German is shot
User avatar #2 to #1 - screencleaner (07/19/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you're from Belgie

User avatar #44 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
later that week
>The stupid Belgians are tossing hand grenades at the Germans
>Germans get annoyed
>Germans pick op the Belgian grenades, pull the pins and throw them back.
User avatar #15 - Lambda ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
This joke literally predates the radio. Not to say it isn't funny.
#23 - weetikveel (07/20/2013) [+] (20 replies)
#38 - misterobotunicorn (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #43 to #38 - baditch (07/20/2013) [-]
Wrong World war, buddy.
User avatar #75 - tiltaz (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>WW2
>Germans fightin russian on the eastern front
>Both sides low on supplies
>Russians dont even have enough weapons for every soldier
>Russian general send his unarmed troops to the front lines:
>"The germans dont know you dont have guns, just make some shooting noises and you'll be fine
>Russians charge "Tra tra tra tra tra!"
>Germans retreat.
>German generals comes up with a plan.
>"Men, the russians have us outgunned we need to buy time, just go to the front lines and make tank noises, so that they think that we have tanks!"
>German soldiers go to make tank noises
> German soldier runs into a Russian
> Russian says "Stay back i have a weapon" (tra tra tra)
>German replies "I dont give a **** im in a tank"
Tl;Dr
User avatar #5 - anonibusii (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's Jefke, you uncultured little **** .

Other than that, there's also a joke about that with: Alfredo (Italians), Heinz/Hans (Germans), Tommy (English), Jean (French) etc, etc.
User avatar #6 to #5 - screencleaner (07/19/2013) [-]
Fine, all Belgians are named Jefke then
User avatar #31 - traelos ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I heard that joke it was all the Germans named Hans that kept dying and a Brit named Tom who survived.
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#61 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******* phanact gtfo
#65 to #61 - crazyolitis (07/20/2013) [-]
UHm.. screencleaner is the OP, bro. I don't know where you see Phanact.
#63 - crazyolitis (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Belgians' FW sort of
#14 - occamsrazor (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 - whistleandrun (07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium is the Hufflepuff of Europe...
User avatar #81 - stijnverheye (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Lets all not forget that Belgium had the least casualties compared to the 4 other Countries


i am not offended by the way
User avatar #90 to #81 - flybager (07/20/2013) [-]
Probably because there were a lot less of us to begin with
#48 - insanefreak (07/20/2013) [-]
I heard the same joke with Italians.

Oh, and it's Jefke, not Chefke. I can't think of any Belgian name that starts with a Ch (except Charlotte, but women weren't allowed to fight then)
User avatar #103 - patronanvers (07/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Belgians are dumb? That's why corporations like Belgian staff.......we speak 4 different languages.

And we make excellent chocolate, beer and fries. We make the rest of the world fat, so we can f*ck you all up in 20 years

#115 to #103 - stefanovic (07/20/2013) [-]
Is dat nu zo erg? Belgen zijn dom, Nederlanders zijn gierig, Amerikanen zijn dik... Het zijn maar stereotypes hoor
Is dat nu zo erg? Belgen zijn dom, Nederlanders zijn gierig, Amerikanen zijn dik... Het zijn maar stereotypes hoor
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (07/20/2013) [-]
it's Jefke by the way
#67 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kind of funny how dutch people joke about the war when out of all countries involved they BY FAR did the least.

Roll over and get ****** by that nazi dick, then make jokes about those that fought later on, its the little bitch dutch way.
#70 to #67 - firesnake (07/20/2013) [-]
Obviously your history class was also good in how it told you about the bombing of Rotterdam, the massive underground resistance or perchance the dutch plight to try and stay neutral as they had in WW1?

No?

Well **** off.

I know the joke wasn't funny.
User avatar #50 - belgiumguy (07/20/2013) [-]
...welll damn
#123 - crazyoljew (07/20/2013) [-]
I love historical jokes
I love historical jokes
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