>When your cable goes out, you go outside.
>when you go outside, peoples see you.
>when people see you, they point at you and call you a faggot.
>when people point at you and call you a faggot, you kill them.
>When you brutally murder someone in broad day light, you get an erection.
>when you get an erection, you immediately drop your pants and masturbate furiously.
>When you masturbate furiously, you get a rash.
>When you get a rash, you need to get more ointment.
>When you drive to get more ointment in bloodstained clothes, the cops try to arrest you.
>when the cops try to arrest you, you get rustled.
>Don't get rustled, get direct TV.