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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#7 - lgninjaleetful (07/16/2013) [+] (16 replies)
yes because not having a girlfriend makes you a lesser human. i ******* hate humanity
#52 - smilingpyro (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me
>Meet girl of my dreams
>Finally work up the nerve to ask her out
>Says yes
>Becomes my best friend and my lover
>Spend the next two years with her, slowly coming out of my nerdy shell
> 19
> live together
>come home from work one day
>Shes riding some guys dick
> Tells me its over, and to get my ****
> low on funds and moral, I rent out a small, ****** apartment
> start eating like crazy
> go from chubby to lardass
> spend all day watching anime, playing games to ease the pain
> 20th birthday
> only get one present
> its an old Yu-Gi-Oh deck
> start playing

User avatar #1 - exclamation (07/16/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Yeah... people can get really dickhead-ish about YuGiOh... especially this format... two deck format... ._.
#2 to #1 - mortallis (07/16/2013) [-]
"oh look at me, a typical fj user, i have no idea what the **** is going on in this post, and even if i do i still know nothing about the game so ill just thumb this guy down." on a side note, **** dragon rulers.
User avatar #32 - mostlyshits (07/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yugi didn't have a girlfreind
nor did the pharaoh
who's laughing now
still not me
User avatar #23 - makotoitou (07/17/2013) [-]
He may have a girlfriend, but he still sucks at YuGiOh.
#17 - aleeyam (07/16/2013) [-]
MFW this made it to the top 80
User avatar #11 - strun (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I remember this fat-ass kid cheated using his Exodia, got banned from the card store. ******* hated that kid.
User avatar #40 - bandoslootshare (07/17/2013) [-]
Hey I enjoy playing yugioh with fat 20 year olds.. (im 22,not fat but yugioh fan nontheles). I went to college with all of my cards, and met 20 new people, 6 of which is super close to me (hang out, go to tournaments, play board games).

Seriously, pick a silly hobby, and meet other people that has the same silly hobby. Before I got into Yugioh, I only had friends who smoked weed, took drugs, drank everyday. With yugioh friends, we go to movies, play board games, talk about random stuff. Its a much better crowd. (I spend as much money on yugioh as i did on beer but I wake up the next morning with badass yugioh cards instead of a hangover)
#63 - madhattergirl (07/17/2013) [-]
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#61 - kingbulbasaur (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a Magic: The Gathering story, not a YuGiOh! story, but it's still tcg related.
>be me
>be about two years ago
>start playing Magic
>decide to go to local Friday Night Magic (weekly tournament)
>Play against fat beta fag that's at least 40
>balding, stains on his t-shirt, NB shoes, triple chin, the works
>starts lecturing me about deck construction
>'Here, lemme teach you a thing or two about Magic, scrub. Let's play'
>I beat him (by luck, to be completely honest)
>'Alright. Now that I've beaten you, lemme teach you a thing or two about losing weight.'
User avatar #56 - pivotmasterdm (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey a yugioh post. Finally. It's so difficult meeting other players on this site.
#6 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i quit yugioh because basically every one started using the same decks and became a game which mcdonalds worker can muster up 6 dollars quick enough
User avatar #29 to #6 - coolalliki (07/17/2013) [-]
Because games that poor people can afford are bad.
User avatar #51 - stijnybe (07/17/2013) [-]
because children's love is such a serious kind of love
#70 - woodizeeman (07/17/2013) [-]
Screw your girlfriend, I have Blue Eyes!
Screw your girlfriend, I have Blue Eyes!
#67 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
> See litte boy playing with a big, fat, 20 years old guy.
#65 - flamesinfire (07/17/2013) [-]
I enjoy my Dw control turbo i mean sure it can get cloggy but when it goes ham..... just too good.
#33 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me

oh thank god you cleared that up, for a moment there I thought you were him not you
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