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    Step 1: Handfeed squirrels.
    Step 2: Always have music around me, gradually increase the bass every time I feed them.
    Step 3: Associate the thumpinest of bass with feeding time.
    Step 4: Only feed them through a car window.
    Step 5: Soon, every ************ that insists upon rattling my windows at 5 AM will be assaulted by an army of squirrels pouring through the window in search of noms.

    Look for me in the tabloids.

    "MAN TRAINS SQUIRRELS TO BE RACIST"

    "6 GANGSTERS THOROUGHLY NIBBLED"

    "VICTIM: SQUIRRELS STOLE MY GODDAMN SUNFLOWER SEEDS"
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    #3 - sanguinesolitude
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    #2 - shadecrenshaw
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    Squirrel when blacks ain't feedin em.
    Squirrel when blacks ain't feedin em.
    #1 - ecomp
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    Squirrel's face when
    Squirrel's face when
    #14 - traebae
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    #13 - brokenboulevard
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    Sort of related.
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    #17 to #13 - teasquid
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    #24 to #8 - anon id: 2ff6418f
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    you are simply a ******
    #35 to #7 - anon id: 587e26fc
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    **anonymous rolls 875**
    #38 - jojord
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    "6 GANGSTERS THOROUGHLY NIBBLED"
    "6 GANGSTERS THOROUGHLY NIBBLED"
    User avatar#32 - srskate
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    I congradulate you on thoroughly ripping off an xkcd comic.

    xkcd.com/1156/
    #11 - namnamnam
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    What's wrong with a little thumping bass every now and then?
    What's wrong with a little thumping bass every now and then?
    User avatar#19 to #11 - chuca
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    nothin, as long as you're not the asshole at 4am blasting his **** so loud your windows vibrate
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    #20 to #11 - whatugawkinat
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    During common hours when most people are awake...that's great, but have some respect when cruising around during hours when most people are sleeping. It's just common courtesy.
    #25 to #20 - alexanderh
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    Except it's about as common as "common sense".
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