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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#2 - frogmum
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I once roomed with a Chinese couple (I'm white American). I got in plenty of fights with them but my favorite time was when the flipped out on me for being too loud at 7pm on a saturday. I was heating up soup on the stove...

#3 to #2 - sierramistfourteen [OP]
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#7 - winsauceiswin
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(07/08/2013) [-]
roommate comes back from partying hard (real ******* hard)
he's a fatass (450 lbs not ******** you)
he's wasted and it's 3am or earlier and he wakes me up with his bumbling fatassness
as soon as i make eye contact he begins vomiting
but not heaving, it just starts flowing out of his fat ******* mouth
it flows down his stomach and on to our carpet
it was brown so i assume he had chocolate cake or maybe **** (he'd eat anything/everything)
i yell at him to clean it up right away because 1 it's disgusting 2 he did it 3 the smell is making me ill
he simply says "i'll clean it up tomorrow"
he then proceeds to pull a shirt of his out of the closet and throw it over the vomit pile

this is one of MANY reasons i hate him i assure you

pic ******* related, my side vs his side of the room
User avatar #8 - smilingmountain
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I wouldn't say this is a Horrible story but its one my roommate loves to tell at parties,
Its the middle of the night and I am on Skype with my then girlfriend. She went to a different school so I do the best to keep the romance alive during our calls. Well in mid co-op fap session, I hear this loud bang. Sounded like a gun going off, right outside my room. So I grab my bat and rush twords the sound. As I fling my door open I am greeted by the sight of my roommate and his girlfriend, both drunk. Apparently they were microwaving some food and forgot to take the fork out of the tupperware. So I am standing there fully naked/fully erect with a Bat in my hands. In my full 6ft11 mountain man glory. Needless to say we were all scared that night and I doubt any of us will forget what happened any time soon.
User avatar #6 - phantomfluffy
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Oh I forgot one more..
Bitch 1 was ******* spoiled country-music loving brat that was obsessed with pink. Totally anal about keeping the kitchen clean and having matching everything. Didn't get along with chill girl cause she was a little more indie and not as super-clean as her. I was friends with Bitch1 for a bit, but started to piss me off with her constant back-talking about ppl. Was a control-freak and made fun of her gr.1 Chinese student at the school she would help teach. Became a super bitch once I started dating my boyfriend and wasn't around the 'schedule dinnertime' and watch their weekly Jersey-Shore marathons. Got bad when I told them I wasn't going to live with them in 2nd year because I realized they were just psychotic and they just lost their **** on me. Screaming and yelling about how ****** up my decision is, what an asshole my bf was for making me ditch them (even though he had nothing to do with it), how much I hurt them (blahh). Fat bitch2 storms off saying how hurt she is faking tears while Bitch1 asks if I got '****** so hard it hit something in my head". What a dumb-ass bitch.

anways it's been 3 years and bitch1 is a loner who had all her roommates bail on her for their house in 2nd year and was totally alone. Never see her at parties and ppl only have the worst things to say about her. Bitch2 dropped out, came back later, has no friends, ass-kisses to chill girl.
User avatar #5 - phantomfluffy
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My roommates in uni were really terrible. It was a suite style apartment, so there was a full kitchen, small living room, two bathrooms, and four small single-bed rooms. It was me and three other girls living there. It was me, chill girl, bitch1 and bitch2. We all got along for the little bit, but it soon got ridiculous...

Bitch2 was the first to get annoying, she once tried to make chicken strips by putting them in a plastic-handled frying pan and the putting that into a hot oven... Then when I told the neighbours across the hall, I guess she heard cause later at 3am she knocks on my door wanting to talk. I open it and she just walks right in, plops down on my floor and starts to say how mean I was and how hard her life has been (total bs) and continues to cuss me out for it. I start to not care as soon as she opened her mouth, so I just fake sympathy just so I could get back to bed.. She continued to be a total bitch for the rest of the year, thinking she was all tough **** and was totally inspired by jersey shore..

User avatar #4 - zerositnator
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I once had a roommate who killed someone over a turkey sandwich.
#1 - blademontane
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Just do this
User avatar #9 - iizsimon
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well **** her and stop paying for the **** you share, and don't drive her around anymore
#10 to #9 - sierramistfourteen [OP]
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for bringing it up:
On the morning after I found out why she's upset, I went to Walmart.
I left a note saying that I'll get some cheap dinners for her (at the time I didn't know the actual event that made her mad) since I thought she meant that there was no food in the fridge... (I had survived without Walmart and only lived on the campus food, she can too).
Anyways, I got a text an hour after I dropped off the food and went to eat saying,
"Do NOT buy me food, that isn't why I'm angry... etc"
Then I came back later that day to see that she had taken a protein shake of mine...
so why should she take MY food when I cannot be reasonable and by some CHEAP ass food for her to make up for her lost mind? IDK and I don't care anymore.
When she wines that she cannot get to Walmart, I'll sit back and smile
( she can walk or take the ******* bus system the University provides for students for FREE)
User avatar #11 to #10 - iizsimon
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oh **** ****** i'd take free bus anyday