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    #4 - maxreuben
    Reply-100
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    And you just stood there while he beat your manager with brass knuckles? I guess we know who the sheep are.
    User avatar#51 to #4 - codfourmotherfkers
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Dude, I don't know about you, but sheep are some tough lil *******.
    User avatar#47 to #4 - thelastamerican
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Yeah, they don't pay me enough to try and stop a guy with a gun. He can have whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.
    #24 to #4 - pedestrianjoe
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Agree.
    #20 to #4 - LiamNeeson
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
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    #7 to #4 - pvtdancer [OP]
    Reply+9
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    When they had him sitting in the ambulance is when I was there
    #5 to #4 - pvtdancer [OP]
    Reply+96
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    ... I wasn't there... This was shown to a few employee's today... I got to work about 30 mins after everything happened, our security camera's have sound on them.
    User avatar
    #113 to #5 - stringfingerable
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Upload the footage
    User avatar#100 to #5 - royrogersmcfreely
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Damn son. Well god bless your manager. Hope he is doing okay and hope everyone is doing okay. Never been through that yet and I bet it was scary ****. Fake gun or not
    #101 to #100 - pvtdancer [OP]
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Yea he got out of the hospital that night, and tried to come back in the next day, but our Area coach gave him a few paid days off
    User avatar#102 to #101 - royrogersmcfreely
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Nice! He should for kickin ass.
    #6 to #5 - maxreuben
    Reply-44
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    Ok so you are not a sheep but the rest still are.
    #8 to #6 - pvtdancer [OP]
    Reply+15
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    That shift had Jeff (manager), his sister (cashier), Drive thru girl, our mexican cook who works in the back, and the packer who was on break... His sister is about 60, the mexican cook didn't know what was happening, the gun was originally pointed on the packer, and the drive thru girl... well... yea lol
    #9 to #8 - maxreuben
    Reply-43
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    You aren't helping by saying his own family didn't come to his aid.
    #10 to #9 - rednax
    Reply+24
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    At. 60. Some people can barely even run at 60, much less fight.
    #11 to #10 - maxreuben
    Reply-42
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    My great grandma would have beat the **** out of that guy or died trying... You don't stand by while family gets hit in the face with brass knuckles.
    #61 to #11 - dewydonut
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    youtu.be/9kA0tg8hudw?t=4s
    #12 to #11 - rednax
    Reply+20
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
    #13 to #12 - maxreuben
    Reply-43
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    uhhhhhh..... What?
    #14 to #13 - rednax
    Reply+15
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
    #15 to #14 - maxreuben
    Reply-38
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
    #16 to #15 - rednax
    Reply+15
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
    #17 to #16 - maxreuben
    Reply-41
    (07/06/2013)[-]
    Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
    #107 to #17 - anon id: d9e9b55f
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
    #75 to #17 - outerfiend
    Reply+4
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
    okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
    #59 to #17 - anon id: a753f3e4
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    holy **** just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
    User avatar#29 to #17 - goobyman#230 on contentRank#230
    Reply+4
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    you're being a total faggot, shut the **** up you asshole.
    #23 to #17 - brotify
    Reply+2
    (07/07/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#73 to #23 - savethepandas
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
    #19 to #17 - anon id: 7839e117
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go **** yourself.
    User avatar#21 to #19 - christheace
    Reply+9
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
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