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Submitted: 07/06/2013
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User avatar #4 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [+] (30 replies)
And you just stood there while he beat your manager with brass knuckles? I guess we know who the sheep are.
#5 to #4 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
... I wasn't there... This was shown to a few employee's today... I got to work about 30 mins after everything happened, our security camera's have sound on them.
#30 - drlulztoast (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ring a bell?
#18 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
That's 						*******					 Brutal
That's ******* Brutal
#27 - Thebiggeorgy (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HAHAHAHAHAH Reading. Not doing it
HAHAHAHAHAH Reading. Not doing it
#32 to #27 - nidhugg (07/07/2013) [-]
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#1 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
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#28 - flowgo (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dude, use full stops and **** properly. trying to read this to someone is a ******* nightmare.
#74 - htmm (07/07/2013) [-]
What would have happened if the cops didn't get there when they did
What would have happened if the cops didn't get there when they did
#52 - kibi (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Be 16   
> Working at KFC   
> 						******					 central for the city   
> I'm working cash register as always   
> Unfamiliar Nigress comes talking in   
> 350 pounds easy   
> Slobbers over the counter she wants a bucket of "CHEEKERN"   
> "Yes Ma'am, your total will be x____"   
> She pays, takes the bucket, and sits down and begins tearing into it   
> Suddenly something is amiss with the Nigress   
> She comes roaring over, demanding to see my manager   
> I get my manager, thoroughly confused   
> The Nigress claims her chicken is nasty because "That cracker made it"   
> "That cracker" is me   
> The manage explains I only work register, I don't make the chicken   
> We actually had to have the Nigress escorted out because she was shouting racial slurs and demanding her money and more chicken, as well as attempting to throw a punch at the guy escorting her out   
> I quit a week later
> Be 16
> Working at KFC
> ****** central for the city
> I'm working cash register as always
> Unfamiliar Nigress comes talking in
> 350 pounds easy
> Slobbers over the counter she wants a bucket of "CHEEKERN"
> "Yes Ma'am, your total will be x____"
> She pays, takes the bucket, and sits down and begins tearing into it
> Suddenly something is amiss with the Nigress
> She comes roaring over, demanding to see my manager
> I get my manager, thoroughly confused
> The Nigress claims her chicken is nasty because "That cracker made it"
> "That cracker" is me
> The manage explains I only work register, I don't make the chicken
> We actually had to have the Nigress escorted out because she was shouting racial slurs and demanding her money and more chicken, as well as attempting to throw a punch at the guy escorting her out
> I quit a week later
#58 - bloodofthedragon ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Your manager seems to be the definition of bad ass
Your manager seems to be the definition of bad ass
#56 - inkoma (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then the dude punches the dude, after that the dude dude the dude go the dude does the dude the dude

Is all I read
User avatar #60 - lurifax ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And what did you do
#86 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
No where in this story do I see OP mention that OP helped the manager fight a supposedly armed robber   
   
For shame OP,   
   
for shame.   
   
I would have smashed his face in myself. Also, that was hard to read couldn't you have separated them into bits or something?
No where in this story do I see OP mention that OP helped the manager fight a supposedly armed robber

For shame OP,

for shame.

I would have smashed his face in myself. Also, that was hard to read couldn't you have separated them into bits or something?
#87 to #86 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
Dude, I wasn't there... I think I've mentioned this like 5 times.

Also, a lot of people are telling me this, I'll work on my story telling.
User avatar #22 - hellzkirara (07/07/2013) [-]
This reminded me of the McDisasters. I miss those. :c
#34 - aproudpatriot (07/07/2013) [-]
That was the manliest thing I have read all week
#71 - timelordeternal ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
#39 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
While reading I imagined that it looked smething like this
While reading I imagined that it looked smething like this
#55 to #54 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh no   
I have to go reconsider my life now   
I always thought that Homestuck was so great   
But you have corrected my ways   
I deeply thank you for this enlightenment
Oh no
I have to go reconsider my life now
I always thought that Homestuck was so great
But you have corrected my ways
I deeply thank you for this enlightenment
User avatar #53 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
say "good job, keep on being a tough ************ " to your manager from all of us.
#2 - anonexplains (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This. This is what we need more of. HAMF's who don't take/give a **** .
#3 to #2 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
Today at work we were talking about him and my bud said that Jeff said once if anyone tries to rob me, they'll have a murder charge added to it, because I ain't gon give nothing away to people who don't deserve it
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