Openings for conversations to strangers
1. You know when your armpits smell like Chinese food and you can smell it coming up through your shirt and it makes you hungry, but then it doesn’t
2. My dick is so big that I pass out sometimes when I get erections
3. Ask a cripple, "Have you ever thought about donating your bones?"
4. Hi, I’ve asked a lot of people this but what do you think it means when you fap so much you ejac blood?
5. I have the worst time getting my pimple puss off my bathroom mirror
6. Isn’t America the perfect country!
7. You remind me of this girl from the porno I watched today on my phone… on the bus
8. Dude your girlfriend is so hot id ****
her so hard, nice job! Like im doing her in my mind right now. Nice!
9. What do you think about abortion
10. Have you ever wished you could buy foreskin and put it back where it belongs