Go to china buffet with cousin
a wild Asian appears
literally 10/10 hottest girl ive ever seen works here
she smiles at me, I smile back a conversation ensues
talking for 25 mins barely eat anything making her laugh, making her feel good
writes her number on a napkin and gives it to me, first time this has ever happened to me ************** .jpg
gets up and goes back to work
spend 5 mins staring at number in disbelief
she walks up to me crying rips napkin out of my hand and walks away
rewind, girl goes back to work, old Asian comes up to table with check
"O rank ouhh rerry much"
cousin extends hand with 5 dollar tip, grabs mans hand for handshake, grabs real hard
pulls old Asian in and whispers in his ear with a stone cold face "Nagasaki ************ "
Old Asian storms away tells girl.
Get outside he tells me what he said I laugh uncontrollably, then cry uncontrollably
MFW my cousin just ruined any chance ill ever have with any Asian....ever