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What I learned in the Military.

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#13 - Muppetz (07/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
11> You can get a boot to do just about ******* anything if you can make it sound legit.
12> Take this hammer and look for weak spots on the tanks armor. (You'll hear the difference)
13> A Marine on duty has no friends
14> 1stSgt's open door policy is a trap. No matter how many times he says it, you better not take you stupid ******* problems to a 1stSgt
15> Bring Baby wipes.
16> **** your sleep.
17> Stop smoking in the turret
18> Get'cher hands out yer Daggum Pockets!!!
19> If someone knocks on your barracks door early Saturday morning. DO NOT answer it! It means some dick didnt show up for duty, and they are looking for someone to cover him
20> They'll never understand the mentality. Don't bother trying to justify yourselves to civilians. It's just something you have to live through to really get.
#17 - angelious ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
im actually leaving for military in 6 days.

wish me luck
#6 - orosenkai (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just to ask does anyone not raised in a military faimly know what #9 is. :/
User avatar #7 to #6 - pompladouche (07/02/2013) [-]
a girl. At 10pm she is a 2...at 2 am, she is a 10
User avatar #18 - mrwalkerfour (07/02/2013) [-]
what I learned in training

- if on excercise it WILL rain. no exceptions

- a platoon commander is basically a sergeants bitch

-all PT instructors are self loving pricks

-the "rules" are optional when dealing with recruits

we can carry a weapon around but god help you if the CQMS sees you running without a high vis vest

WHAT I learned at regiment

-90 percent of what I learned is retarded and overly complicated
#40 - athievinghobo (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW Title:
What I learned in boating school is!
User avatar #10 - nexu (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ass chewing?
User avatar #12 to #10 - AliCattLovee (07/02/2013) [-]
getting bitched out
User avatar #31 - sepheroth ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I bartended at an event for the first time last night, I can vouch for number 7.
#5 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I learned that grid-squares don't exist and exhaust samples are just there to piss off the NCO's.
Oh, and don't **** with the supply sergeant.
#9 to #5 - kaslin (07/02/2013) [-]
Man, get in good with your Supply Sergeant. Items that took months for other guys to get from requisition I got in a couple of weeks because I volunteered to help out around the supply room a few times.
If you **** with them...yea, you're pretty much screwed on new gear.
User avatar #60 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
to all of the other military commenting who else is familiar with the term "half right face! front leaning rest position move"?
#29 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Thinking about joining the Army. I think this post may be a sign lol.
User avatar #27 - fyourahole (07/02/2013) [-]
Hey! I really appreciate you all taking the time to comment on this: I've never posted a plain text content before, and I'm glad it piqued some interest!
User avatar #22 - mondominiman (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to join the military, not to be a soldier but as one of the telecomm techs out their.
User avatar #26 to #22 - cousin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
My mate just finished his training for that, in the RAF. He's never been so damn busy!
User avatar #8 - pompladouche (07/02/2013) [-]
#5 is the ******* truth lol
User avatar #54 - charpentier (07/03/2013) [-]
-You are allowed to do anything, except get caught,
#51 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Sailor here. Don't go into Navy fleet. PLEASE. I've never been more unhappy, and yeah, you have to live through it to understand.
#49 - crazycommando (07/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i concur with this post

what the Navy has taught me :

- no matter how hard you try to suppress the gay / shower they always find a way to crack one.

-We get way to much tech and intense training for a **** job ( my career field was somewhat between a Marines a Commando and an MP's )

-somewhere/somehow/ someone is just waiting to chew you out.

and that's all folks... although i have many more ****** up/ funny souvenir

By the way OP where did you serve if you don't mind me asking ?
User avatar #14 - trollins (07/02/2013) [-]
How do I pee without making noise in the forest?
User avatar #11 - segbloodhound (07/02/2013) [-]
10 is the absolute truth out of country
#3 - drackmore (07/02/2013) [-]
Its funny but these can be applied to college and several aspects of life as well. except for the a 2 at 10 ******** .
User avatar #1 - spadaseisnueve (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
All video games?
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