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Submitted: 06/27/2013
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User avatar #29 - sekeido (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Do you even lift?
sorry m8 had to be done
User avatar #30 to #29 - vonspyder (06/28/2013) [-]
I lift guys that ive had to knock to the ground to cuff into the back of my cruiser because my power is maximum.
#13 - scottknight (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You ever banged a criminal for ***** and giggles
User avatar #14 to #13 - vonspyder (06/27/2013) [-]
while I have had to supervise many criminals who were very attractive and even have had relationships with women who ended up having become criminals or who turned out to have a criminal record... I have never personally entertain the notion of doing such a thing with anyone on my supervision previously current or in the future. it's considered a violation of the PREA law. and as far as I'm concerned no piece of ass is worth federal charges.
#4 - doctorcolonel (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is it illegal for me to open my front door and piss on my lawn?

I really want to, but I'm really terrified of breaking laws.
User avatar #8 to #7 - vonspyder (06/27/2013) [-]
Well theres a work around. Cath yourself with a long tube and pee out of the tube onto your front lawn.
User avatar #24 - derpwolf (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Tell me an interesting story. It's three in the morning and I'd like to hear some insanity.
User avatar #27 to #24 - vonspyder (06/28/2013) [-]
I once had a case where a lady ran over an old man by accident and was so mad at the fact that he was ''in her way'' she backed the vehicle up and ran him over again to make sure he was dead. She was initially charged with murder but she came from money and had one hell of an attourney so it was reduced to vehicular manslaughter in the second degree. that insane enough for you?
#51 - stealthnull (06/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
MFW your job. Do i need to get a degree of any sort to be a police officer...or can i just go to the Academy.
MFW your job. Do i need to get a degree of any sort to be a police officer...or can i just go to the Academy.
User avatar #43 - deltasquad (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I need no legal counselso, party on garth
User avatar #36 - grindor (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what is the weirdest thing you have seen on duty?
User avatar #40 to #36 - vonspyder (06/28/2013) [-]
Seeing one of my guys in a holding cell at court have to be potato sacked and tased by the deputies...Ide be lying if I said I didnt find it hilarious.
User avatar #31 - ihaspotato (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Are you fit? Because alot of police officers i've seen on tv isn't (no offense)
User avatar #61 - buttlord (06/28/2013) [+] (20 replies)
what would you do if someone under your supervision was another member of FJ?

or what if it was DJ DJ 4DM1N himself?
User avatar #38 - brrigg (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #25 - SlowpokeForever (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ok. This is a "Is this against the law" question. What kind of paperwork would i have to do to sanction a filming location for an independant film?
User avatar #21 - shiningfinger (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Whats the dumbest thing one of your charges has ever done?
User avatar #17 - godtherapist (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If 80-85% of all Criminals with a Sex Crime conviction never re-offend what is the purpose of a life time sex offender registry? No evidence has ever been presented that a sex offender registry does any sort of good at all, and in some cases is the opposite, causing people to be unable to re-enter society, which only makes them more likely to offend again.
User avatar #15 - ishallsmiteyou (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My question: Why do you think many POs harass people they're supervising? For example, my dad was on parole for putting an armed robber into the hospital, and his PO kept on banging on the door EVERY TIME something slightly out of the ordinary happened.
User avatar #9 - improbablyyourdad (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Craziest story

2. If I were to have porn on tv and have it facing out the window, could I get into trouble?

#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hehe. Good answer.

How is it working your job?
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why don't you just let us do our "illegal behavior"? Why you gotta be hatin on us and being a pain the ass all the time... we just trynna make a livin, leave us alone ******* pigs.
User avatar #48 - infernalinsolence (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What would you say to someone who's experiencing trouble with the will to live after losing her closest friend (whom she was also in love with) nearly a year and a half ago?
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