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#236 - fluthermucken (06/23/2013) [-]
... am I the only one who went on a mass masturbation streak when I was fifteen?
I came 42 times (aiming for fifty) in a row it took I don't know how many hours, it hurt like hell (like you were vacuming your nuts dry... cause that's what it is) and went RAW! I couldn't jack it for three months! Not to mention the cleanup job I had to do!I'm ******* glad the family was away for a week! BEST JERK SESSION EVER!
User avatar #243 to #236 - savirleo ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Last time someone went 40+ times, they died. Their addiction got them killed
User avatar #306 to #243 - fluthermucken (06/24/2013) [-]
ha!

Pansy ass mother ******* .
User avatar #307 to #306 - savirleo ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
Are you doing it every day?
User avatar #308 to #307 - fluthermucken (06/24/2013) [-]
not everyday, but often.

It's not going to kill me, but I will one day die.
User avatar #309 to #308 - savirleo ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
then he beats you there. He did it everyday.

In the end, we all die
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