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    > Like a girl
    >I am friends with her best friend
    > get her to help me out
    >A month passes cause I am beta
    >get the nerve to ask her out
    >she says no
    >She turns me down because she thinks that my friend/her friend likes me
    >says that she talks about me a lot
    >I asked her to do that
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    #7 - guinessguy
    Reply+21
    (06/22/2013)[-]
    > Meet a girl on a night out.   
>Met via mutual friend.   
> We are about to go home together if you know what i mean!   
> She says goodbye to friends.   
> Says she can't go with me because our mutual friend lieks me.   
> MFW the mutual friend is a guy.
    > Meet a girl on a night out.
    >Met via mutual friend.
    > We are about to go home together if you know what i mean!
    > She says goodbye to friends.
    > Says she can't go with me because our mutual friend lieks me.
    > MFW the mutual friend is a guy.
    #4 - miscarriage
    Reply+10
    (06/21/2013)[-]
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    Just explain it to her.


    Hopefully she'll understand.

    If the only reason she turned you down is her friend talks about you a lot, you should be good with explaining the situation.
    #8 to #4 - kasperoster
    Reply+1
    (06/22/2013)[-]
    Omg that pic
    Omg that pic
    #5 - CommunistWizard
    Reply+1
    (06/22/2013)[-]
    I think this is the rare double-friend zone. OP likes girl and gets girl's best friend (who is OP's friend and secretly likes him) to talk to the girl for him. OP thinks girl's friend will help him, but she asks for help from OP's dream girl to get OP. It's the classic Mexican standoff of the friend zone world.    
   
OP is oblivious to the obvious potential 3 way he could get with a little work. Rooting for you OP.
    I think this is the rare double-friend zone. OP likes girl and gets girl's best friend (who is OP's friend and secretly likes him) to talk to the girl for him. OP thinks girl's friend will help him, but she asks for help from OP's dream girl to get OP. It's the classic Mexican standoff of the friend zone world.

    OP is oblivious to the obvious potential 3 way he could get with a little work. Rooting for you OP.
    User avatar#12 - partialexposure
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    (06/22/2013)[-]
    Yesterday was the first day I alpha'd in my entire life
    > 8/10 blonde chick
    > Friends for a while, flirting etc
    > End up in long term, long distance relationship with another girl
    > Ends
    > Still talk to blonde but not as much
    > See's I'm not in relationship any more
    > Start talking
    > Find out she's halfway to relationship with alpha black guy
    > Popular, muscular
    > Meet blonde yesterday
    > *************.jpg
    > Get along really well
    > Gentlemen make no moves
    > End of the night, sat on a bench near her house
    > Conversation, average
    > Think **** it's nearly 1am I should probably get home
    > Say bye, walks off
    > Wait ,blonde come back
    > Just wanted to say
    > Gettin' it on
    > Next to me this morning

    This isn't an interesting story, but I feel an accomplishment
    #13 to #12 - accomplishment
    Reply0
    (06/23/2013)[-]
    that was just me..




    ...sorry
    User avatar#14 to #13 - partialexposure
    Reply0
    (06/23/2013)[-]
    How often does that happen to you?
    #15 to #14 - accomplishment
    Reply0
    (06/23/2013)[-]
    pretty often, but not usually in a context that i can reply to
    #11 - EmulateSnes
    Reply0
    (06/22/2013)[-]
    made me think of this.
    made me think of this.
    User avatar#10 - bluelightbebop
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    (06/22/2013)[-]
    Maybe it was her way of saying "You should have talked to me instead of asking her to talk to me about you."

    You know, you're only beta if you feel like one.
    User avatar#9 - themamzingbs
    Reply0
    (06/22/2013)[-]
    tell the one you like that you asked the other chick to talk about you. She'll either think its weird or cute. If she rolls with cute, ask her out, then pee on her to claim her as your property and to assert your dominance.
    #2 - notaregularjunker [OP]
    Reply0
    (06/21/2013)[-]
    THUMBS
    THUMBS
    #1 - notaregularjunker [OP]
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    (06/21/2013)[-]
    All my feels
    All my feels
    #6 to #1 - anon id: af6f3a8d
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    (06/22/2013)[-]
    that pic scares me
    #3 to #1 - miscarriage
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