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Submitted: 06/21/2013
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#24 - lunderpants (06/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's Brad Pitt, not Thor. Chris Hemsworth isn't even in that movie...
That's Brad Pitt, not Thor. Chris Hemsworth isn't even in that movie...
#29 - brokentrucker (06/22/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I don't like this movie. I haven't even seen it, but all the posters at work are like "Also read the book " And I'm like " **** you, the book didn't have super fast zombies. The book had plenty of interesting stories to tell. Like, oh, I dunno. The one where the people rush the super rich folks bunker house thing. The French sewers. The Russian Decimations. That american F-22 pilot who got blasted out of her cargo plane. The battles of Yonkers and Hope. I heard some ******** that they just had some things inspired by the book because they didn't think a movie based entirely on the book would be interesting enough. **** you and everything you own you cocksucker. I've re-read the best parts of that book a hundred times, and you could totally make a kickass movie straight from it. A long one, with some slow bits, sure. But the action bits would definetely be amazing. Instead of the same old thing nowadays. Fast ******* zombies

Rant, part zwei:

And I'm ******* tired of fast zombies in a video game. Particularly in zombie survival situations, not shooters like Left 4 Dead. In a shooter, yes, fast, scary things. In a survival? When I'm clunkily running around and magically get spotted through buildings and **** ? The option to run the **** away and prepare a static defense at a choke point should be there. Getting swarmed in a heartbeat every ten seconds just because is annoying as **** . Not fun. And not challenging. Annoying.

TL;DR: Fast zombies are gay. Bring back slow, unrelenting terror!
#10 - disturbedmaster (06/22/2013) [+] (20 replies)
i call ******** the movie didn't come out til today. and dont give me the midnight screening crap because that happens midnight the day before the release so it wasnt last night
User avatar #62 - jibb (06/22/2013) [-]
Use commas, for ***** sake.
User avatar #87 - gammajk (06/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
God that movie ****** the book so hard, the only reason the rights were bought was for the title.
Honestly, that movie had the potential to be the greatest zombie movie ever made from the greatest zombie book ever made, but they decided "NOPE LET'S JUST DO THE EXACT SAME RETARDED **** THAT HAS ALWAYS FAILED"

But really, I think the book would be amazing if it were to be made into a TV series, each episode containing either one story or a few shorter ones. It would fit the structure of the book SO well.
#85 - dwarfman (06/22/2013) [-]
Hollywood ruins everything.
User avatar #73 - Temperance (06/22/2013) [-]
B-but...Brad Pitt doesn't play Thor...
User avatar #76 - ThatOneDouche (06/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out what the **** this means.
User avatar #84 to #79 - kuroryuuhime (06/22/2013) [-]
"Last night I was at the movies watching World War Z, when mid film someone yelled 'Dammit Thor, hit him with your ******* hammer!' and threw a box of candy at the screen, then stormed out. It made the rest of the movie so much better."

Fixed original post.

Also, as for the Thor thing...seeing the commercials, I honestly thought the main character was played by Chris Hemsworth until I actually looked it up and discovered it wasn't him. So, I can see others making a similar mistake.
#89 - Ulmer (06/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I thoroughly enjoyed that movie.

Granted, it had little to nothing to do with the book, it was still good in it's own merit.

And yes, I have read the book. One of my favorite books of all time.
User avatar #106 to #96 - Ulmer (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I would recommend it. It puts a very original twist on a genre that hasn't seen any originality in a while. Good action, good acting, very pretty visual effects, and some decent suspense and jump moments too.
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#4 - swagnotshwag (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But....But It came out today.....
#9 to #6 - sisterblister (06/22/2013) [-]
ill forgive you just this once
User avatar #2 - bcsaint (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i am going to see that movie tonight, i may have to do this
#86 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
OP, you're horrible at punctuation.
#77 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Okay so I think what S/he's trying to say is after he said "hit him with your hammer!" someone threw their box of food at the screen and walked out.
#72 - misticalz ONLINE (06/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Please learn how to form a sentence/paragraph decently.   
I had to read this 5 times.
Please learn how to form a sentence/paragraph decently.
I had to read this 5 times.
User avatar #70 - drainbramage (06/22/2013) [-]
Is world war Z even that good? It's the only movie I've seen a trailer this year that I thought looked any good, so, is it worth the time?
User avatar #61 - theist (06/22/2013) [-]
Wow... I'm thoroughly surprised at the fact that so many comments are taking this seriously. How do you guys not know that it's a joke that he mistook brad pitt for thor?

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