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User avatar #2 - delphine (06/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Because the french language sounds sexy and romantic...
German just sounds angry. Unless you're into angry sex, in which case go ahead and german kiss all you want.
User avatar #13 - diruslupis (06/21/2013) [-]
Because the goal of french kissing is to make them Surrender
#35 - zzzanzitron (06/22/2013) [-]
it'd be better named 'german face battling'
it'd be better named 'german face battling'
User avatar #24 - demonicstphenson (06/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Wtf? France only surrendered to protect it's beautiful art and cities from being destroyed. All the wars previous, France have been absolute bad asses. The Napoleonic wars proved that France were bad ass enough to take over more of Europe than the Germans and, if it were not for the French, the Americans would have never have won the war of Independence, nor would Europe have won the first world war.

TL;DR France is one of the most kick ass countries in History and doesnt deserve the reputation is has today
User avatar #42 - wolfxrider ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
It's french kissing, because you just give up and accept the invasion.
User avatar #28 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
Napoleon, that is all.
#19 - theturtlehermit (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
an Australian kiss is like a french kiss, but down under
User avatar #32 to #19 - wrought (06/22/2013) [-]
Never heard that one before.
User avatar #16 - bokkos (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The French were out invading countries while Germany was still trying to figure out which way was up.
User avatar #23 to #16 - ctenop (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, because that's what france is infamous, invading all those people and never surrendering...
User avatar #33 - RlCK (06/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A French kiss is so-called because at the beginning of the 20th century the French had a reputation for more adventurous and passionate sex practices. In France, it is referred to as baiser amoureux ("lover's kiss") or baiser avec la langue ("kiss with the tongue"), even if in past times it was also known as baiser florentin ("Florentine kiss"). The Petit Robert 2014 French dictionary, released on May 30, 2013, added the word "galocher"—to kiss with tongues—making it the first time a single word described the practice.

Tl;dr-the french are kinky.
User avatar #27 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
The French share the mouth and tongue whereas the Germans would rip the tongue out and claim it for their own.
User avatar #14 - magicalrubixdude (06/21/2013) [-]
Not unless the other person surrenders to you.
#41 - Absolute Madman (06/22/2013) [-]
Because germans invade so much with their tongues. INB4 france does not invade it surrenders.
User avatar #31 - duvallwhitey (06/22/2013) [-]
Could be British kissing.
User avatar #30 - blacktitan (06/22/2013) [-]
Sounds too brutal!
#22 - Absolute Madman (06/21/2013) [-]
You can trace proof of that goal all the way back to the conkisstadors.
User avatar #20 - theguywhocantgetit (06/21/2013) [-]
I agree, wouldn't French kissing be like, surrendering after one kiss?
#18 - tjilaz (06/21/2013) [-]
For a long time i thought a french kiss was a kiss on the cheek since i know they do that in France. English ain't my first language.

But maybe i'm just stupid.
User avatar #15 - galacticboner (06/21/2013) [-]
The last thing I want in my mouth is Hans. I prefer a Brigitte.
#11 - Absolute Madman (06/21/2013) [-]
i am german and i approve this message.
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