you sit on your hand to let your hand sleep. if you ********** then it feels like someone else is doing it

It feels like fapping with a bag of sand mang.

does that actually work or feel different?

Not a bit.

its funny what i can learn here

"Funny". "Junk".

and i found out NOW?!

except for the fact that your arm is tired....and you get winded

or im just super lazy

You can also sit on your dick until it falls asleep and when you're jerking off it feels like you're giving a stranger a ******* .

this joke was better than the actual content



this is the only gif i have, sorry

How do you sit on your dick???

that moment when you accidentally the internet about your small dick

ANIMALS aren't supposed to have dicks like that.

Dolphins hae flexible genitalia which they can use to wrap around prey, and have used previously to drown human victims before raping them.
Honestly, do not ask.

People sent human test dummies offshore, where they waited for dolphins. Not too long afterwards, they were sure to arrive; using their genitalia to carry the test dummies down into some specific cave where many other mangled corpses were found; likely raped.
An article I read on the experiment referred to the cave as a "Dolphin rape cave"

A female was once, as per part of experiment, required to live in a house with a low water level. As in, it was slightly submerged. Thanks to this, a dolphin was able to swim around in it and partake in mental excersizes to forward the experiment. However, the dolphin wasn't all to fascinated by these tests, and decided to begin advancing on the scientist. He would neglect all attempts to get him to follow the tests.

Eventually, she decied to pleasure the dolphin, as per his growing advances. This lead to a great breakthrough in the way we now see this subject, as knowing that such a thing is possible. After that, the dolphin began complying to the tests and bonded more heavily with the female client.

ALRIGHT, I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT.

My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.
MFW

i couldn't decided which to use

nearly 8 inches
im a lucky man
but i guess my gf is luckier

You're funny.

When it comes to sitting on it, I hope we're talking flacid, mate. If you have an 8 inch flacid cock, go call the guiness book of records.

Actually, the world record holder is 9 inches flaccid, so he still wouldn't be a winner.
And, I'd know. Oh yeah.
Because I have the statistical obsession with penis size which every small-penised man has.

you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......
i am also rather flexible
and no you dont want to know

My penis is wayy too tiny to do that.