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    User avatar#3 - taxideataxus
    Reply+43
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Sitting on your hand....I guess I don't know what that is supposed to do.
    #5 to #3 - joper
    Reply+127
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    you sit on your hand to let your hand sleep. if you masturbate then it feels like someone else is doing it
    you sit on your hand to let your hand sleep. if you masturbate then it feels like someone else is doing it
    #92 to #5 - turretbuddy
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    It feels like fapping with a bag of sand mang.
    It feels like fapping with a bag of sand mang.
    #42 to #5 - CommonJoo
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    does that actually work or feel different?
    User avatar#89 to #42 - hlgrindstaff
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Not a bit.
    #32 to #5 - notsureifanon
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#20 to #5 - lolwtfme
    Reply+6
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    its funny what i can learn here
    User avatar#21 to #20 - walnoot
    Reply+6
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    "Funny". "Junk".
    User avatar#19 to #5 - PlagueDoctor
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    and i found out NOW?!
    User avatar#7 to #5 - sweener
    Reply+2
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    except for the fact that your arm is tired....and you get winded

    or im just super lazy
    #6 to #5 - joshofsouls
    Reply+476
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    You can also sit on your dick until it falls asleep and when you're jerking off it feels like you're giving a stranger a handjob.



    You can also sit on your dick until it falls asleep and when you're jerking off it feels like you're giving a stranger a handjob.
    #63 to #6 - furiousmarshmellow
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
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    #58 to #6 - internetshakespear
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    #41 to #6 - qtrfuckinghazard
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    #13 to #6 - hypex
    Reply+51
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    this joke was better than the actual content   
   
   
   
this is the only gif i have, sorry
    this joke was better than the actual content



    this is the only gif i have, sorry
    User avatar#11 to #6 - nyawgga
    Reply+3
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    How do you sit on your dick???
    #16 to #11 - hideyowives
    Reply+46
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    that moment when you accidentally the internet about your small dick
    User avatar#36 to #16 - nyawgga
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    ANIMALS aren't supposed to have dicks like that.
    #72 to #36 - tragono**User deleted account**
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Dolphins hae flexible genitalia which they can use to wrap around prey, and have used previously to drown human victims before raping them.
    Honestly, do not ask.
    #75 to #72 - nyawgga
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
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    #79 to #75 - tragono**User deleted account**
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    People sent human test dummies offshore, where they waited for dolphins. Not too long afterwards, they were sure to arrive; using their genitalia to carry the test dummies down into some specific cave where many other mangled corpses were found; likely raped.
    An article I read on the experiment referred to the cave as a "Dolphin rape cave"
    #80 to #79 - nyawgga
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    #84 to #80 - tragono**User deleted account**
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
    A female was once, as per part of experiment, required to live in a house with a low water level. As in, it was slightly submerged. Thanks to this, a dolphin was able to swim around in it and partake in mental excersizes to forward the experiment. However, the dolphin wasn't all to fascinated by these tests, and decided to begin advancing on the scientist. He would neglect all attempts to get him to follow the tests.   
   
Eventually, she decied to pleasure the dolphin, as per his growing advances. This lead to a great breakthrough in the way we now see this subject, as knowing that such a thing is possible. After that, the dolphin began complying to the tests and bonded more heavily with the female client.
    A female was once, as per part of experiment, required to live in a house with a low water level. As in, it was slightly submerged. Thanks to this, a dolphin was able to swim around in it and partake in mental excersizes to forward the experiment. However, the dolphin wasn't all to fascinated by these tests, and decided to begin advancing on the scientist. He would neglect all attempts to get him to follow the tests.

    Eventually, she decied to pleasure the dolphin, as per his growing advances. This lead to a great breakthrough in the way we now see this subject, as knowing that such a thing is possible. After that, the dolphin began complying to the tests and bonded more heavily with the female client.
    #95 to #84 - nyawgga
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    (06/20/2013)[-]
    ALRIGHT, I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT.
    ALRIGHT, I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT.
    User avatar#22 to #16 - opjoopie
    Reply+43
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    The moment when you're pretending to have a dick large enough to sit on it, and everyone knows it's ********.
    #69 to #22 - creosote
    Reply+6
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.   
MFW
    My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.
    MFW
    #24 to #22 - hideyowives
    Reply-33
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    i couldn't decided which to use
    i couldn't decided which to use
    #23 to #22 - hideyowives
    Reply-53
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    nearly 8 inches   
im a lucky man   
but i guess my gf is luckier
    nearly 8 inches
    im a lucky man
    but i guess my gf is luckier
    #67 to #23 - anon id: 865ae12f
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Nobody likes you after the dick comment. Time to stop.
    #64 to #23 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    You're funny.
    You're funny.
    User avatar#25 to #23 - opjoopie
    Reply+10
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    When it comes to sitting on it, I hope we're talking flacid, mate. If you have an 8 inch flacid cock, go call the guiness book of records.
    User avatar#33 to #25 - wiredguy
    Reply+16
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Actually, the world record holder is 9 inches flaccid, so he still wouldn't be a winner.
    And, I'd know. Oh yeah.
    Because I have the statistical obsession with penis size which every small-penised man has.
    #60 to #33 - anon id: b0153f23
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    I'm 5" and perfectly comfortable with it.
    #26 to #25 - hideyowives
    Reply-27
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......   
i am also rather flexible   
and no you dont want to know
    you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......
    i am also rather flexible
    and no you dont want to know
    #50 to #26 - anon id: 6fd8446f
    Reply0
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    put it in your ass
    User avatar#9 to #6 - cousin
    Reply+38
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    My penis is wayy too tiny to do that.
    #4 to #3 - championalder
    Reply+1
    (06/19/2013)[-]
    your hand gets numb, so when you masturbate it feels like another hand is grabbing your pee pee
    your hand gets numb, so when you masturbate it feels like another hand is grabbing your pee pee
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