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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - taxideataxus
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Sitting on your hand....I guess I don't know what that is supposed to do.
#4 to #3 - championalder
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(06/19/2013) [-]
your hand gets numb, so when you masturbate it feels like another hand is grabbing your pee pee
your hand gets numb, so when you masturbate it feels like another hand is grabbing your pee pee
#5 to #3 - joper
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(06/19/2013) [-]
you sit on your hand to let your hand sleep. if you masturbate then it feels like someone else is doing it
#6 to #5 - joshofsouls
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You can also sit on your dick until it falls asleep and when you're jerking off it feels like you're giving a stranger a handjob.
#13 to #6 - hypex
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(06/19/2013) [-]
this joke was better than the actual content   
   
   
   
this is the only gif i have, sorry
this joke was better than the actual content



this is the only gif i have, sorry
User avatar #9 to #6 - cousin
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(06/19/2013) [-]
My penis is wayy too tiny to do that.
#41 to #6 - qtrfuckinghazard
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User avatar #11 to #6 - nyawgga
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(06/19/2013) [-]
How do you sit on your dick???
User avatar #16 to #11 - hideyowives
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(06/19/2013) [-]
that moment when you accidentally the internet about your small dick
User avatar #22 to #16 - opjoopie
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(06/19/2013) [-]
The moment when you're pretending to have a dick large enough to sit on it, and everyone knows it's ********.
#69 to #22 - creosote
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(06/19/2013) [-]
My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.   
MFW
My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.
MFW
#24 to #22 - hideyowives
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(06/19/2013) [-]
i couldn't decided which to use
#23 to #22 - hideyowives
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(06/19/2013) [-]
nearly 8 inches
im a lucky man
but i guess my gf is luckier
User avatar #25 to #23 - opjoopie
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(06/19/2013) [-]
When it comes to sitting on it, I hope we're talking flacid, mate. If you have an 8 inch flacid cock, go call the guiness book of records.
User avatar #33 to #25 - wiredguy
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Actually, the world record holder is 9 inches flaccid, so he still wouldn't be a winner.
And, I'd know. Oh yeah.
Because I have the statistical obsession with penis size which every small-penised man has.
#60 to #33 - anon id: b0153f23
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5" and perfectly comfortable with it.
#26 to #25 - hideyowives
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(06/19/2013) [-]
you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......
i am also rather flexible
and no you dont want to know
#50 to #26 - anon id: 6fd8446f
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(06/19/2013) [-]
put it in your ass
#64 to #23 - furiousmarshmellow
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(06/19/2013) [-]
You're funny.
#67 to #23 - anon id: 865ae12f
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you after the dick comment. Time to stop.
User avatar #36 to #16 - nyawgga
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(06/19/2013) [-]
ANIMALS aren't supposed to have dicks like that.
User avatar #72 to #36 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Dolphins hae flexible genitalia which they can use to wrap around prey, and have used previously to drown human victims before raping them.
Honestly, do not ask.
#75 to #72 - nyawgga
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User avatar #79 to #75 - tragono **User deleted account**
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People sent human test dummies offshore, where they waited for dolphins. Not too long afterwards, they were sure to arrive; using their genitalia to carry the test dummies down into some specific cave where many other mangled corpses were found; likely raped.
An article I read on the experiment referred to the cave as a "Dolphin rape cave"
#80 to #79 - nyawgga
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#84 to #80 - tragono **User deleted account**
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A female was once, as per part of experiment, required to live in a house with a low water level. As in, it was slightly submerged. Thanks to this, a dolphin was able to swim around in it and partake in mental excersizes to forward the experiment. However, the dolphin wasn't all to fascinated by these tests, and decided to begin advancing on the scientist. He would neglect all attempts to get him to follow the tests.

Eventually, she decied to pleasure the dolphin, as per his growing advances. This lead to a great breakthrough in the way we now see this subject, as knowing that such a thing is possible. After that, the dolphin began complying to the tests and bonded more heavily with the female client.
#95 to #84 - nyawgga
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(06/20/2013) [-]
ALRIGHT, I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT.
#63 to #6 - furiousmarshmellow
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#58 to #6 - internetshakespear
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User avatar #20 to #5 - lolwtfme
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(06/19/2013) [-]
its funny what i can learn here
User avatar #21 to #20 - walnoot
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(06/19/2013) [-]
"Funny". "Junk".
User avatar #7 to #5 - sweener
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(06/19/2013) [-]
except for the fact that your arm is tired....and you get winded

or im just super lazy
User avatar #19 to #5 - PlagueDoctor
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(06/19/2013) [-]
and i found out NOW?!
#92 to #5 - turretbuddy
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(06/19/2013) [-]
It feels like fapping with a bag of sand mang.
It feels like fapping with a bag of sand mang.
#42 to #5 - CommonJoo
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does that actually work or feel different?
User avatar #89 to #42 - hlgrindstaff
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Not a bit.
#32 to #5 - notsureifanon
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#27 - grimmwaters
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(06/19/2013) [-]
>Parenting
>Parenting
User avatar #30 to #27 - thefasrdog
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!
User avatar #10 - thatscrewedupkid
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(06/19/2013) [-]
he kicked the door down yet closed it behind him?
#28 - repostpatrol
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(06/19/2013) [-]
haha good thing that's not a true story


right..?
#44 - jazzspeaks
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(06/19/2013) [-]
"PUNCH" line in the title.


....OP you clever bastard (pic somewhat related)
User avatar #68 to #44 - callan
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you're referring to OP as an asshole or making another pun... >.>
#47 - Timpanist
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(06/19/2013) [-]
MFW "Punchline"
User avatar #48 - gammajk
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(06/19/2013) [-]
"Hmmm, my son is going into his bedroom EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, what the **** is he doing in there?"
User avatar #17 - wersand
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(06/19/2013) [-]
What if his dad doesn't find fisting weird?
User avatar #18 to #17 - welshash [OP]
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Does your dad?
#2 - xpyrobluex
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#1 - megumimaaka
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Didn't expect that.
Didn't expect that.
User avatar #8 to #1 - ktbmnf
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(06/19/2013) [-]
im seeing your gif as borked. maybe its just me but you might want to get it checked if it is broken?
#34 to #8 - danslfi
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Its actually broken
User avatar #93 to #34 - ktbmnf
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(06/19/2013) [-]
oh ok.
#94 to #93 - danslfi
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#45 to #1 - sinclairr
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