You know why leaders need big phones?
So they can do stuff. WOW, amazing I know right, but it doesnt explain why this happened last time when I was walking around the streets, just hanging. A guy came to me and didnt do anything, cant believe it right? Yes. Well soon he was gone, but I still had a raging erection. I went out to search for a place to dump my load in and stumbled on to the most beautiful duck I had ever seen. I gave him my ham sandwich and walked away. Still after two days I wasnt even allowed in to the club man. I couldnt see the truth you know bro, when I wasnt clear, but now I can see it bro. I needed a big phone, even though I am not a leader, I like big phones. To be honest I never understood why phones are so small. Like I know they have to fit into your pocker, but why not just make your pockets bigger? Then you could play with your giant phone and people with small phones would be made fun of. And with big pockets you could store quite a lot of nuggets in them. Nuggets would be floppin' all over and you could have ketchup too. No more McDonalds. Thinking about that, here is a song. I once saw a little duck, but it wasnt very small. His cock has throbbing and there was nowhere to go. I got cornered by the duck with a throbbing cock. Raped in the alleyway I sure got. It wasnt so bad, but my butt started to... I dont know bro. Im not such a good writer, what rhymes with butt? A lot? but my butt started to hurt a lot. I put some barbeque sauce on my butt and it did not hurt anymore. Man I should start to write songs for children. Speaking of children, you know the story about a man with two kids? Yea. Me too, he was a man, shocking. I am a man, at least I want to be. If I poop real hard, I can feel my non-excistant cock growing, its really fun. Try it. Just poop reeaal hard and you can feel it too. My cock is really big and it has some red lumps hanging from it. My cock doesnt like milk though, but its okay. His name is Rick. Rick is a good cock.