>be me at school
>walk into bathroom
>lights are off so I turn them on
>walk to urinal
>about to piss when I hear someone in the stall say, "finally someone turned on the lights"
>finish peeing and he is still sitting on the toilet
>most likely too ashamed to show his face at this point
>leave bathroom and bust up laughing
happened at my college last week. He must have been there for a while.... just sitting... in the dark... on the toilet.