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#6 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [-]
#1: A Dick.

#2: A Dick.

Sorry but even if it's not the answer you were looking for, they're both right.
#12 - azbo (06/09/2013) [-]
1. Teabag?
2. Surname
User avatar #5 - cockenballs (06/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
1) Tea bag
2) Ring finger
User avatar #9 to #8 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [-]
However, the problem is that both of those answers don't fit the riddles quite as well as "Dick" does. In his trying to fool you into thinking the answer is "Dick" the person writing the riddles has unwittingly made "Dick" a more viable answer than anything else you can come up with.

(Because the Teabag doesn't get stronger the longer it's left in, the tea does and the man can choose to take the woman's surname if he pleases too so... yeah, "Dick" fits better.)
User avatar #4 - muffinslover (06/09/2013) [-]
First one = Chewing-gum

Second one = beard ?
#19 - heartlessrobot (06/10/2013) [-]
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Teabag and a paycheck?
#3 - vorag (06/09/2013) [-]
Second one is surname.
#35 - sonicnevermind (06/14/2013) [-]
The second one is a last name.
#30 - jjholt (06/10/2013) [-]
money?
money?
+1
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User avatar #28 - midgetnigger (06/10/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go with "Penis" for both 1 and 2.
Final Answer!
User avatar #26 - alfrebecht (06/10/2013) [-]
everybody is saying teabag, it's close, but not quite right.
The answer is simply "tea" in order for the second part to be correct, since the teabag itself doesn't become stronger. While "tea" could colloquially refer to both bag and drink, allowing both the first and second half to work.
#25 - myxmom (06/10/2013) [-]
#1 is penis
#2 is penis
User avatar #23 - Nightelfbane (06/10/2013) [-]
#1: something blacksmithy
#2: grocery list
User avatar #15 - kuechenkraft (06/09/2013) [-]
First could be a gym, second would be dignity.
User avatar #13 - sneperker (06/09/2013) [-]
1. AIDS
2. AIDS
#2 - ittoumaru (06/09/2013) [-]
kinda a witty answer but number 2 could be your life.
User avatar #1 - grishnackh (06/09/2013) [-]
Is the answer to the second one money?
#20 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
a lot of people are saying #2 is surname.
I think it is life.
#14 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [-]
A vibrator.
Life.
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