Outside a hotel in the Philippines, a Japanese tourist calls a taxi and tells the driver to bring him to the airport.
On the way to the airport a car passed them by and the tourist says,
"Hmmm, Toyota, Made in Japan, Very fast!"
The driver nods.
And then later another car passes them and the tourist says,
"Ahh... Nissan! Made in Japan...very fast!"
The driver whispers to himself, "Boastful bastard..."
And still a little later, another car passes and the Japanese excitedly says,
"Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Verrry faaast!"
The Filipino cab driver by this time was getting a bit irritated by the tourist's arrogance and was so glad they finally arrived at the airport, where he says "P400 please"
The Japanese passenger goes "P400 pesos! Very Expensive!"
The driver happily answers,
"Ahh this taxi meter! Made in Japan...very fast!"