I just found out something
1)there is a Shark, called the Greenland Shark, that eats polar bears, among other things
that's pretty impressive, well I'm not done
2) it has a range of activity from Iceland to Norway down through Scotland
okay, still not that big, well
3)this watery Bastard can easily be over 1000lbs, it's lower jaw works like a living knife and the shark frequents fresh water.
okay why does this matter
4)research into this beast only started in 2001
5)the flesh of this thing is toxic to humans
and whats does this lead to
6)the people of Iceland and Greenland have been using sharpened anchors to catch, go through a time consuming process to prepare and make safe the meat, and have proceed EAT these things for centuries.
It's stuff like this that reminds me that no matter how nice and calm they seem, these people come from the blood of the F****ing VIKINGS.