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The only use for an Xbox One.

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#9 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
Who the hell wants either?
User avatar #7 - ssnowy (05/25/2013) [-]
Thing is, it won't get past the "Open IE" part.
User avatar #6 - alterednicolas (05/25/2013) [-]
"Xbox open IE"
"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"
#3 - lolerbot (05/25/2013) [-]
Instead of selling itself on Ebay, use the xbox's HDMI hookup to the tv and run a PS4 throught the xbox
#2 - Missdomayuset (05/25/2013) [-]
Imagine that Xbox One was actually sentient, no one knows, this wasn't an intended feature, but it's there, a undiscovered glitch, a one in a million and there's no way to actually, scientifically confirm it. But it's there. The Xbox One is actually alive.   
   
And imagine being this machine, you are like a baby, newborn, nieve and innocent. Imagine struggling why people seem so intent on hating you, but you don't know why. The man that bought you complains relentlessly about you, but you don't know why___. You just do what you're programed to do! THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE MEANT TO DO, YOUR PURPOSE AND EVERYONE TELLS YOU FAIL AT IT.   
   
And finally the man has enough, even though you tried. You tried, so so hard.   
   
"Xbox open IE"    
_I can do this! Here you go!   
   
"Xbox go to amazon"    
I-I can do this too! Aren't you happy? I want you to be happy!   
"Xbox buy me a PS4"    
...I...I can do this.. but...   
"Xbox sell yourself on ebay"    
Please...   
"Xbox shut down."   
....Please.... >Powers Down<
Imagine that Xbox One was actually sentient, no one knows, this wasn't an intended feature, but it's there, a undiscovered glitch, a one in a million and there's no way to actually, scientifically confirm it. But it's there. The Xbox One is actually alive.

And imagine being this machine, you are like a baby, newborn, nieve and innocent. Imagine struggling why people seem so intent on hating you, but you don't know why. The man that bought you complains relentlessly about you, but you don't know why___. You just do what you're programed to do! THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE MEANT TO DO, YOUR PURPOSE AND EVERYONE TELLS YOU FAIL AT IT.

And finally the man has enough, even though you tried. You tried, so so hard.

"Xbox open IE"
_I can do this! Here you go!


"Xbox go to amazon"
I-I can do this too! Aren't you happy? I want you to be happy!
"Xbox buy me a PS4"
...I...I can do this.. but...
"Xbox sell yourself on ebay"
Please...
"Xbox shut down."
....Please.... >Powers Down<
#10 to #2 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
watch?v=G0KTUysrwgQ
User avatar #8 to #2 - awsomesauceboi (05/25/2013) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
User avatar #5 to #2 - braveblue (05/25/2013) [-]
Also nice story.
User avatar #4 to #2 - braveblue (05/25/2013) [-]
Anime is Bakemonogatari, right?
#1 - saintstoner (05/25/2013) [-]
Actually...
*Xbox open IE*
*Red ring of death*
*Get on computer*
*Open Chrome*
*Order PS4*
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