>Working sales for the summer
>Knock on house
>"Hello, Brother Anon?" ('brother' and 'sister' are titles of respect to adults in Mormon culture)
>"Hi, My name is therealpokemon and I've ben chatting with some folks in the area (at this point I actually start looking at the dudes face) about the NEW animated DVDs on the Book of Mormon, and I was wondering if you had a second I could step in and chat with you."
>Actually look at the dudes face
>He's 3o-ish ears old, retard, lives with parents who aren't home
>Don't panic, they can smell fear
>Barely got back in my car in time before I started laughing my ass off and crying since I'm going to Hell