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#28 - dwarfman ONLINE (05/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
What's with the flood of Satanist posts lately? Did a swarm of 8th graders learn how to use the internet?
#5 - Mebeshe (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hunh.
Hunh.
#69 - tomainstream (05/23/2013) [-]
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.   
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
User avatar #6 - chainsawwielder (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why not make a channel called Satanism ?
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User avatar #23 - itzkarmaturtle (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Only LeVeyan Satanists follow these. Its a non-theistic sect of Satanism, we don't worship the devil because we don't believe in him nor God.
#104 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
ATTENTION BITCHES. I AM BROADCASTING THE MATING SIGNAL. ALL OF YOU FINE ASS SLUTS MAY NOW PLEASURE MY COCK AT YOUR LEISURE.
#85 - CaptainKill (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was considering adopting LaVeyan Satanism as my religion, but then I thought, "Hey, If I have been following these rules all my life, why do I need an organization all of a sudden?"

Also, I'm opposed to joining a religion because it inevitably leads to most conflicts in our society's history.
User avatar #3 - kidddraco ONLINE (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is actually from Laveyan Satanism, people of this religion count themselves as their own gods.
User avatar #64 - happytoaster (05/23/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,
Today, Satan was a pretty nice guy.
User avatar #54 - legayunicorn (05/23/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Yeah, especially how they slit the throats of animals and then hang them. Totally nice.
#55 to #54 - Masterpoda (05/23/2013) [-]
direct your attention to rule #10
#29 - beerholder (05/23/2013) [-]
They're not evil people, just chaotically good.
#15 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Many of these rules encourage isolation, which is a useful tool when starting a cult. They also seem to encourage politeness. I'm not sure what to feel about this.
User avatar #11 - honeybiscuit (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So pretty nice people, but damn do they escalate quickly.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, NO MERCY.

If someone bothers you ask him to stop, if he doesn't DESTROY HIM (and possibly all that he loves)
User avatar #73 - lamarsmithgot (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is basically just the regular moral code, only 11 year olds like to read it and call themselves satanists.
#41 - apeytona (05/23/2013) [-]
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#7 - doggstar (05/23/2013) [-]
ive been living by a code like this for ages
< something i found ages ago on a similar post
#67 - typeonegative (05/23/2013) [-]
I hate to say it but I like these rules better...so yeah
I hate to say it but I like these rules better...so yeah
#51 - nickmandemon (05/23/2013) [-]
"if he does not stop, destroy him" I like that. This will be my philosophy from now on.
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