Assume makes an ass out of u and me
Went to the ATM Machine this morning and withdrew some cash then started walking back to the car. As I walked I heard loud foot steps behind me, I turned around and saw a guy in a hooded jacket running really fast right behind me so I ran. (I was scared he was going to grab me and take my cash) As I did he started yelling out to me saying "IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, LADY!!!! I'M JUST RUNNING, I'M A JOGGER!!!" Oh, I said sorry and walked away feeling very silly.