I know I Did

>be me
>google "funny"
>come across funnyjunk
>tell entire family how much I love this website i just found
>make an account
>investigating top left corner of website
>user rankings, etc.
>whats **** ?
>ask mom what **** stands for
>she dont know
>click it while entire family is in living room sitting behind me
>porn everywhere
>cant click the back button enough
>they all see
>family thinks I knew what I was doing
>told not to go on "that" website anymore
>got "the talk"

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#241 to #169 - dinoking (05/23/2013) [-]

My parents told me this when I asked where babies come froml

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#177 to #169 - martbeast (05/19/2013) [-]

love it

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#125 - numbuhthief (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Hah, look at all you guys and your light blue names. I don't remember if there even was an **** section when I joined.

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#229 to #125 - battledude (05/19/2013) [-]

There was definitely a **** section by then.

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#134 to #125 - lewhisperingeye (05/19/2013) [-]

I've got a dumb question, but I had a long break from fj and when I got on everyone suddenly had blue names, is there a certain age your account needs to be? mines only like a year old but when does it change? Have a sloth for your troubles.

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#233 to #134 - numbuhthief (05/19/2013) [-]

I don't know when it changes. When they implemented the blue names, mine was already the darkest.

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#149 to #134 - fordun (05/19/2013) [-]

I have no idea. My account is 3 years old. His is only one year older then mine. Still blue name pride.

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#143 - nyawgga (05/19/2013) [-]

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#82 - thedasher (05/18/2013) [-]

Turns out that Funnyjunk would have been 90% Anons if not for the glory of ****

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#19 - pickstar (05/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)

I'm not gonna lie that's why I made my first account. I was just lurking on FJ never commenting or thumbing and then **** and now I'm on my second account and an active member.

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#235 to #19 - anonexplains (05/21/2013) [-]

"An active member" who does nothing but bitch and whine when people tell him to shut up and that he isn't funny. Seriously, it is literally ridiculous how many cocks you have in your mouth. Go kill yourself, you bitchy little faggot.

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#236 to #235 - pickstar (05/21/2013) [-]

Haha, someone is stalking me not logged in and talking **** about me. How nice.

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#238 to #236 - anonexplains (05/22/2013) [-]

I really hoped this was you finally deciding to off yourself. Now I'm disappointed.
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4599470/Goodbye/
I have an awesome GIF that has the whole Disney logo, but instead of saying "Disney", it says "Go **** Yourself" and then in tiny print below that "with a cactus". I'd post it here, but I can't since I don't have an account.

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#240 to #238 - pickstar (05/22/2013) [-]

Thank for specifying that you don't have an account. Totally doesn't make it look like you have an account and are trying to cover.

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#239 to #238 - pickstar (05/22/2013) [-]

Totally don't have an account. Totally not a fag stalking me as an anon.

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#66 - Glitched (05/18/2013) [-]

A better curiosity is how many kids under 18 made another account for nfsw content.