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>be me
>google "funny"
>come across funnyjunk
>tell entire family how much I love this website i just found
>make an account
>investigating top left corner of website
>user rankings, etc.
>whats NSFW?
>ask mom what NSFW stands for
>she dont know
>click it while entire family is in living room sitting behind me
>porn everywhere
>cant click the back button enough
>they all see
>family thinks I knew what I was doing
>told not to go on "that" website anymore
>got "the talk"

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#241 to #169 - dinoking (05/23/2013) [-]

My parents told me this when I asked where babies come froml

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#177 to #169 - martbeast (05/19/2013) [-]

love it

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#125 - numbuhthief (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Hah, look at all you guys and your light blue names. I don't remember if there even was an NSFW section when I joined.

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#229 to #125 - battledude (05/19/2013) [-]

There was definitely a NSFW section by then.

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#134 to #125 - lewhisperingeye (05/19/2013) [-]

I've got a dumb question, but I had a long break from fj and when I got on everyone suddenly had blue names, is there a certain age your account needs to be? mines only like a year old but when does it change? Have a sloth for your troubles.

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#233 to #134 - numbuhthief (05/19/2013) [-]

I don't know when it changes. When they implemented the blue names, mine was already the darkest.

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#149 to #134 - fordun (05/19/2013) [-]

I have no idea. My account is 3 years old. His is only one year older then mine. Still blue name pride.

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#143 - nyawgga (05/19/2013) [-]

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#82 - thedasher (05/18/2013) [-]

Turns out that Funnyjunk would have been 90% Anons if not for the glory of NSFW

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#19 - pickstar ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)

I'm not gonna lie that's why I made my first account. I was just lurking on FJ never commenting or thumbing and then NSFW and now I'm on my second account and an active member.

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#235 to #19 - anonymous poster (05/21/2013) [-]

"An active member" who does nothing but bitch and whine when people tell him to shut up and that he isn't funny. Seriously, it is literally ridiculous how many ***** you have in your mouth. Go kill yourself, you bitchy little faggot.

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#236 to #235 - pickstar ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]

Haha, someone is stalking me not logged in and talking **** about me. How nice.

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#238 to #236 - anonymous poster (05/22/2013) [-]

I really hoped this was you finally deciding to off yourself. Now I'm disappointed.
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4599470/Goodbye/
I have an awesome GIF that has the whole Disney logo, but instead of saying "Disney", it says "Go **** Yourself" and then in tiny print below that "with a cactus". I'd post it here, but I can't since I don't have an account.

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#240 to #238 - pickstar ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]

Thank for specifying that you don't have an account. Totally doesn't make it look like you have an account and are trying to cover.

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#239 to #238 - pickstar ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]

Totally don't have an account. Totally not a fag stalking me as an anon.

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#66 - Glitched (05/18/2013) [-]

A better curiosity is how many kids under 18 made another account for nfsw content.

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#150 - shadecrenshaw ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]

Follow me, and you'll see,
The weirdest porn you could possibly imagine!

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#24 - alos (05/18/2013) [-]

I accidentally came here when NSFW was open to everyone. I made an account when it got locked. But I do enjoy the funnies as well as the fannies...

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#173 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I was here before NSFW. I was here when porn was on the front page.

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#194 to #173 - slashslash (05/19/2013) [-]

I remember those days.

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#94 - jackspadess (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)

That is the exact reason I made an account.

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#234 to #94 - corso (05/21/2013) [-]

How'd you find out about it?

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#237 to #234 - jackspadess (05/21/2013) [-]

Stfu bitch, you know exactly who the **** told me about it you little punk ass bitch. You did you ****** and I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.

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