>Be me, going to watch Jurassic Park 3D
>Buy my ticket, enter theater
>Go up to candy counter to pay for soda, popcorn, and candy
>Start heading to theater when I see this black lady drop a 5 on the ground and not notice
>Time to be a good citizen
>Pick it up and say "Ma'am, I believe you dropped this..."
>Show her 5
>She starts screaming and ranting for the manager
>Manager walks over and says "What seems to be the problem?"
>Giving me the stink eye the lady nearly yells
>"THIS CHILD IS TRYIN TO STEAL MY MONEY!!!!"
>Manager asks how she "caught" me
>Lady tells the story of how I told her she dropped her money and how I tried to give it back
>Manager has a "you have got to be kidding me look"
>Manager says "So, you think this kid is trying to steal your money, and his grand plan is to tell you that YOU dropped it while he tries to GIVE IT BACK
>Lady "Well...he could have tried to steal it..." she shuffles off
>Manager looks at me "I'm so sorry about this sir, please enjoy your movie"
>Manager gets me full refund on my concession items
>MFW I just watched a Movie Theater Manager tell a customer off