So I used to work for Circle K. Did it for 18 months, and almost every shift was graveyard, by myself. You meet a lot of characters doing that kind of work, most of them drunk and stupid. I thought I'd start sharing some of what used to happen there.
>Been there 4 months
>Graveyard shift (shocker)
>Early morning, bar's closed, can't sell alcohol anymore
>Stupid door chime
>Both clearly drunk off their ass, stumbling around, absolute mess
>Nasty looking as all ****, had to suppress gag reflex the entire time they were in the store
>Barely make it to beer coolers
>"I can't sell that to you it's after hours"
>Slightly more sober one stumbles up to counter
>(rough translation from drunken moron) "Please sell us some beer"
>"No, it's after hours, I'll get into a lot of trouble"
>"Pretty please? We'll even take you in the back and suck you off"
>Flecks of dry vomit on the corner of her mouth
>I'm begging my body not to start spewing everywhere
>"No, I won't sell you alcohol this late at night!"
>Both sluts trying to convince me now
>Clutching counter for dear life, just looking at these two makes me sick
>"NO. Now leave"
>Stumbles out the door
>Throw up in bathroom
>Had to clean it up before morning manager came in
>Thankfully never saw Skankzilla and Skankarella again
This is just the tip of the drunken iceberg, so if anyone likes this, I'll do more.