Login or register

Late Night Drunk Idiots

Views: 1348 Submitted: 05/15/2013
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (5)
Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - nsali
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/15/2013) [-]
past work at a circle c here, 2nd shift, half a block for public housing, crack head with 40lbs on me comes in and tries to rob the joint with a 2x4...A ******* 2X4!!, process to fight with ****** in the store, duck 1st swing, 2nd blocked by arm(weak hit but lucky forearm didnt break anyway...hurt like a pisser), end up being picked up and shoved back against a coke cooler, bust him in the nose and he drops me and the 2x4 and out the door, i drop to my feet and duck to pick up the 2x4 in one movement and out the door right behind him...crack him in the ribs wwhile running right behind him, broke 2x4 and 2 of his ribs. run back inside and call the popos, they show up...take a statement, and come back with a suspect for indentification, its the same crack head, i finish shift and go home, next day at work a tv reporter comes and interviews me about it, got my 15 mins of fame for squat ****
User avatar #2 to #1 - psychorhino [OP]
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/15/2013) [-]
And then they probably fired you for violating policy right?
User avatar #3 to #2 - nsali
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - psychorhino [OP]
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/15/2013) [-]
Lucky you, several people in my area have been fired for doing anything besides just stand there any do what they want you to.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nsali
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/15/2013) [-]
my saving grace on that are 2fold, one, the owner of the store was iranian, and he really didnt care one way or the other, and the 2nd is the guy came at me from the get go, there was no "give me your money", or "get on the floor with your hands up" or any of that ****, just straight to aggression, lucky for me traveling with a carnival for a few years got be conditioned to fighting and i was able to hold him off enuf to disarm him,

seriously thou, with that lvl of aggression, if he had a gun...i'd be dead today, well technically i'd be dead for about 14 years now, but you get my meaning