>Go to party with a few friends
>See this total 9/10
>Be beta at the time, but approach the girl anyway
>She actually talks to me and we have a few drinks
>Be at a fancy restaurant one fine evening
>Have a very expensive and nice diamond ring
>Get on one knee and propose to her
>She says yes
> About 3 months later, we are happily married and sexually intimate
>I come home one night and she is crying
> "Naru, I have something to tell you"
>Sit down next to her with a concerned look on my face
>"I-i'm a man, without conviction"
>Puzzled look on my face
>MFW my wife and lover is Boy george