A hot summer day in Bulgaria. A construction site. The workers are at the 12th floor already. In the lunch break, one of them pulls out a case of cold beer. All his coworkers rejoice, everyone takes one. The lunch break is over, but one of them has a big problem. He shares it with a friend of his:
'Dude, I really have to pee!" he told him.
'No way man, you can't climb down, it will take to much time. Listen what. There is a fountain next to the building. I'll hold you and you pee in it from the edge'.
The workers proceeded as planed. The friend was holding him from behind and the other took his dick out of his pants. But unfortunately in this moment the wind blown, something got in the eye of the one helping, instinctively he rubbed his eyeball only to lose the hold of his friend.
Let's skip three years later. A sunny beach, calm see and a luxury resort. Three hot chicks are laying and chatting.
'You have no idea how blunt the french lovers are' said one of them. 'The previous year I was walking down a street in Paris and in 20 minutes 5 guys tried to take me on a date and on of them offered me to go directly to his home'.
'That's nothing' answered the second one. ' Two years ago I was in a coffee shop in New York. 15 mintes, 8 guys offered to buy me a drink and two were ready to drive me home'.
'Guys, guys, you know nothing' yawned the third one. "Bulgarians are the definition of blunt lovers. 3 years ago I was wondering in a hot summer day in Sofia and I needed to cool down a bit. I saw a fountain and I decided to sit next to it. As I was approaching it, I heard something from above. I looked up and what a sight! A big muscular guy was flying down towards me, holding his dick in his hand and screaming "I'M GONNA ****
YOU IN THE ASSHOOOOLLLEEEEE"