Friend told crush embarrassing secret about how I pissed myself in my sleep.
Revenge: Clip toenails put them in his drink. Give him the eyes when he finishes.
Friend sends fake weed request to parents.
Revenge: Send dick pic to all contacts.
Sister ate last pizza you bought for yourself that was not for the house.
Revenge: cropdust her while she sleeps for two weeks. Film it, show it to her, never stop laughing.
(cropdusting- farting while moving around the room)
Bonus ********: My college gives out free condoms, so I pick them up. Then go buy condensed sweeten milk. Put milk in condoms. Decorate desired room, when confronted make bet about drinking its contents. Then profit