>All kids in my college going to this one bar
>I stay home with guitar and beer
>Girl I have a massive crush on, and seriously want to be with calls me
>"Come out tonight anon! Please??? It would mean the world!"
it, nothing to loose
>Go to bar, my crush flirts with me all night
>We hook up! ****
>Go back to her apartment
>.......things get physical
>About to have the sexy time
! I say, "Okay, just stay right here i'm going to convenience store! Ill be right back!"
>Run out of apartment complex down 4 blocks to an open 7/11
>LITERALLY, RAN MY ASS OFF. Usain Bolt probably would have been impressed
>Buy condoms, sprint back
>Run up stairs, try to open door. Its locked.
ITS LOCKED! ****
>Call her 7-9 times, no answer, must have fallen asleep
>Hang my head in absolute beta shame, walk back to car, cry a little on the drive home
>Sat in room, contemplating whether or not to kill myself bc I was just cockblocked by a *******
>TL;DR I *******
hate doors, and all door related products