Ladies and Gentlewomen I have a story to tell you guys, which was told to me by a fellow friend today.
>Be 5 y/o boy 6/10
>Have insane kiddy crush on this chick Caitlyn also 5 y/o 12/10
>On lunch line next to her brother 8 y/o big kid
>Have random flash of rage
>Punch him in the stomach for no ******* reason at all
>He starts crying, omg omg why did I do that
>Chill next to Caitlyn rest of the day
>Next morning come in to school story reading time
>See Caitlyn chilling int he back resting against the wall
>Walk over sit next to her
>Why did you punch my brother?
>I Uh... I dunno...tell him I'm sorry
>Take out picture book and start reading along
>ALPHA AS ****