We've all had days where we've thought " **** , I could really use a mouthful of cookie dough" But Making that **** is really ******* complicated. You could just buy it, but then you gota have money, plus there's egg in it and mom always warns against salmonella or whatever the **** it's called.
Anyways, here's an easy cookie dough recipe that's just for eating. Not for baking.
First, you're gunna want equal parts margarine, white sugar and brown sugar. i don't give a **** how much. But it's half of what you're gunna eat. now stir the **** out of that. You could be a ***** and use a mixer, but that's just more dishes to wash. i just use a simple metal spoon cause it's more manly and easier to wash.
Next, get some milk and add a tiny bit. If you're lactose intolerant (Or some vegan ******* ) you can use soy milk, I GUESS. But you risk growing a ****** . if this happens, just add gasoline to counter the effects.
Mix some more. now add some flour. how much, you ask? About the same amount of stuff that is in your bowl currently. Oh yeah, you should be mixing in a bowl. Course, if I needed to explain that, you are really a dumb **** . Continue mixing. If your dough is a little too thick, add more milk. If it's too thin, add more flour.
And now you have your basic cookie dough. Feel free to add whatever you want to it. Chocolate chips, bacon bits, the blood of a virgin, anything that suits your tastes.