COFFEE CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking when being sipped.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
Coffee hide their mind reading abilities by hiding their faces in coffee cups so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Coffee segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Coffee also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently being so damn tasty to things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things like coffee when you are around coffee, and look for cofee who are so damn tasty for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!