>Be me, newfag
>Talking to my crush over text
>She says "Not since the accident"
>Decide it's impressive enough to upload convo to FJ
>Screencap that bitch
>Tag that bitch
>Review my first content ever
>Realize I forgot to blur her number
>Look up, realize I didn't log in
>"What have I done?!"
>Can't find a delete or undo button
myself at this point
>Flag as spam
>Pray to the cat god of the internet
>Finally get the courage to tell girl what I've done
>Begging for mercy and forgiveness like the beta I am
>"It's okay, I still <3 you."
>Wave of relief
>Tell girl to give me the number of any asshat that tries to be a creep
>Alpha as ****
, hell yeah.
>Still a virgin.