It was a late friday night, we are open until midnight with a 24 hour drive through, getting a bunch of shifty people was not anything new, but more or less good for a chuckle.
Around 1130, a drunk person came in. After hitting on 3 of the girls on front counter (i am on back area) he proceeded to ask for a free happy meal, after denial he freaked out and started yelling for his happy meal. Not just freaking out, almost full ape mode was active.
He proceeded to then stare at his own reflection in the mirror talking to himself (i thought he must have been on some sort of drug as well). My friend walked out of back area and asked front counter what was going on, after hearing the explanation he proceeded to yell "Aint nody got time fo' dat" and walk away.
Ape tard continued to rage slamming some change on the counter. We eventually just gave him the happy meal and he left.