At the grocery store there was a little baby crying in front of me at the check out counter. Some guy asked if the mom could shut the baby up. She gave him an off look. The baby continued to cry so the man took the baby and chucked it to the ground like a football after a touch down and started walking backwards with his hands raised in the air. Then he tripped on the condom shelf. I bought a pack of gum.
What the **** did I just write?