>Be me having a nice night out with friends.
>Have to make our own dinner.
>We decide to make some mac and cheese.
>Use a bunch of milk and 5 pounds of cheese.
>We go to put the giant dish in the oven.
>Friend says " I hope no one is lactose intolerant"
>I say " Yeah that would be pretty ******"
>I realize the unintended pun