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#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Go to McDonalds
> "Can I help you?"
> "Not since the accident"
> Speed away
User avatar #19 - Forfunaccount (04/23/2013) [-]
My turn.
>Go to McDonalds
>"Can I help you?"
>"No."
>There's a car in front of me.
>Awkward silence for 5 minutes while fatass gets his food.
>I order some fries.
#5 - lycoris (04/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I actually did that at a Tim Hortons a few months ago with my friend.
>Drive up
>"Hello, can I take your order?"
>"Nah I'm good, thanks."
>mfw we speed away
User avatar #56 - licestr ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>go to McDonalds
>Go to drive-thru
>''Can i take your order?''
>''Ma'm your son was killed by a hit and run car, the driver was an alchohol''
User avatar #31 - djequalizee (04/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>At airport
>Been waiting for flight for around 5 hours
>Flight was canceled and scheduled for tomorrow due to snowfall in the city i was going to fly to
>Sat around bored for 5 hours with nothing to show for it
>Idea
>Zip up my jacket to cover face
>Put hat on
>Walk around, find victim
>Guy on his laptop, waiting for a flight that boards in 30 minutes
>Perfect
>Walk up right next to him
>Stare at him for a couple of seconds
>He asks "Can i help you?"
>Look around suspiciously
>Lean down towards him very slowly
>Softly utter words right in his ear
>"Don't get on the plane"
>Walk away slightly uneasily at a fast pace
#51 - dchamp (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Go to Mcdonalds
> Go to the drive-thru
> "Can I take your order?"
> "I don't know CAN you?"
> Drive away
User avatar #35 - iliketires (04/24/2013) [-]
>Go to McDonalds
>Go to the Drive-Thru
>"What can I get you today?"
>"Just someone who will listen"
#3 - friendlytroll (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm crying ffs
I'm crying ffs
User avatar #43 - theunlimited (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Go to that one McD where sirbrentcoe works
>Walk in like what up I got limp cock
>Order like $30-40 worth of stuff, mostly beefy, grease heavy burgers
>Insist on three "tray fulls of fries"
>Try to get it all for free by complaining sirbrentcoe smells like fags and puke and ****
>Ask for a ranch shake and a tray full of ranch dressing
>Go to table, upturn all three trays of fires onto table
>Strategically nestle my greasy fat burgers into nest of fries
>Flip that tray of ranch sauce on the mountain
>Start scarfing down
>Go to bathroom
>Start puking every where, walls, floor etc
>Drop a few bloody turds I brought in with me in ziplock bags
>Smear that **** all over the walls and roof using gloves
>Walk out and leave restaurant
>Wait for sirbrentcoe to post this up
>Drive up to McD's when it's sirbrentcoe's day on the drive thru
>Say "What up playa?"
>Hit him in the face with a hose I had lying around
>Hose was attached to tank of ranch dressing on the backseat
>Flip the switch on the pump attached to tank and bath sirbrentcoe in ranchy goodness
>Throw a jar of fire ants at him after applying an even coat on either side
>Drive away
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User avatar #20 - drvvatson (04/23/2013) [-]
After the Armageddon expo last year me and my 3 mates went to BK, on our way home while eating our BK we pulled up at McDs

"May i take your order please?"

"No thanks, we only eat with the king"

" **** you assholes!"

Drive past, eating our whoppers, the guy pulls the finger at us as we leave.
#91 - acksl ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
> Go to Mcdonalds   
> Go to the drivethrough   
> "Can I take your order?"   
> "You wish 						*****					"   
> Drive to KFC
> Go to Mcdonalds
> Go to the drivethrough
> "Can I take your order?"
> "You wish ***** "
> Drive to KFC
User avatar #50 - Onemanretardpack (04/24/2013) [-]
>Get stuck behind the people in front of you
>See the person at the first window
>Feel very stupid
>Cry
User avatar #37 - raquelian (04/24/2013) [-]
>Go to McDonalds
>Go to the Drive-Thru
>"Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like to order?"
>"I dunno, surprise me."
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (04/24/2013) [-]
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"


You can't... nobody can.

*drives off*
#78 - pulluspardus ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>"Can I take your order?"
>"YOU MAY TAKE MY CASH, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY HAMBURGERS!"
>gallops away on a horse.
+3
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#45 - gardenmanly (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't tell sirbrentcoe
#30 - szymonf (04/24/2013) [-]
true story
be at Harvey's on campus with a couple of friends (watch s14 e8 of HIMYM if you're not Canadian)
one friend and I place our order and proceed in line.
our third friend walks up and places his order and then says "oh, can I get a drink too?"
The cashier, without looking up and with absolutely no emotion goes "no" then turns around walks away and proceeds to put fries on a plate.
User avatar #1 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hodor
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