I don't like how subway gives you such little meat and cheese in their subs so I think i'll open my own sub shop and when I make it sub it'll go something like:
SLAP SOME THICK CHUNKS OF MEAT ON THAT BITCH, NONE OF YOUR ***** SUBWAY THREE SLICES HERE BABY. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ELBOW DROP THAT MOTHER ****** TO KEEP IT DOWN WITH ALL THE RAW MANLY INSIDE THAT BREAD. THEN WE SLAP SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH SO HARD IT'LL BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER. THEN I'LL HAVE TO GERMAN SUPLEX THAT BASTARD RIGHT INTO OUR INDUSTRIAL SUPER OVEN WHERE THE GREATEST AND MOST RIGHTEOUS FIRES OF HELL WILL COME UP TO TOAST THAT SUB TO MOTHER ******* PERFECTION. I'LL DIVE INSIDE THE OVEN AND THROW THAT GOD DAMN SUB BACK OUT ON TO THE COUNTER, WRAP IT UP IN INDUSTRIAL GRADE SHEET METAL AND FINALLY I'LL PIN IT AT THE CASH REGISTER, WHERE THE ENTIRE STORE WILL COUNT "ONEEEEEEE TWOOOOOO THREEEEEEE!!!!" AND IT WILL RAIN CONFETTI AND PLAY HULK HOGAN'S THEME SONG AS I STAND ON THE COUNTER IN SHEER TRIUMPH.