>IN 6th or 7th grade, can't remember, New kid in school.
>Make friends with a thin jabba the hut
>Started to hate her because she always made fun of people, so we have a friend break up
>In science class, Kids say "Why aren't you sitting with your girlfriend"
>I reply that were not even friends anymore, nor were we ever a couple
>She hears that and screams "Yeah I'm to women enough to become your girlfriend", Whole class goes "Ohh ****".
>I stand up look her dead in the eyes and say "Don't you mean your to lesbian enough to become my girlfriend" , Sit down like a boss while she started to cry
>Forgot to mention teacher was out of the room while this all happens
>Teacher comes in and Jabba the cunt says I called her a lesbian.
>Teacher doesn't believe her and tells her to go take a seat