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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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User avatar #1 - sepheroth (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"If I die, tell my wife, 'hello'"
#14 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'm asexual. That doesn't mean we don't seek romantic relationships, it just means we don't want sex. Even at that, I understand how important sex is to some people. If I ever was in a relationship, I would oblige them. It's just as if you don't like horseradish. If once a week, you're wife wants horseradish, just eat a bit to make her satisfied. Yeah. Horseradish. Sex. Asexuals.
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User avatar #18 - goodedeath ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My football coach hates public display of affections so much that at his wedding him and his wife just high-five'd and walked out.
User avatar #12 - nucularwar (04/21/2013) [-]
If you know that you'll never get married, find someone you enjoy spending time with and could stand sharing a house with. Legally marry them with a prenup. Now you have tax breaks like any married couple without the fighting or having to worry about dating or sex with other people being an issue.
#3 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Asexuals still kiss...
#13 to #3 - asmathiel (04/22/2013) [-]
They can kiss, cuddle, hug or something else. They just don't feel any sexual attraction.
User avatar #5 - reigndrac (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How would you distinguish between a person (of either gender) who is asexual and someone who just has a low libido? (Assuming they never had sex)
#37 - lazydevil (04/22/2013) [-]
I imagine thats how it would be if Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory got married..
User avatar #30 - themanoftheland (04/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well OP, Theoretcially they would just keep cloning themselves if they are truely asexual. Other wise adopt? I think that if they are getting married they have come to terms with the whole thing?
#31 to #30 - sirbutterballs (04/22/2013) [-]
Clones you say? Look at all these proud asexual soldiers!
User avatar #21 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2013) [-]
Well when you get married you're pretty much gonna be asexual anyway
#10 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Asexual people still feel love.
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